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1. 2017-03-12 at 9:44 AM UTC

   #2381
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the descri[tipon fo ymtrip - I laughed I cried I puked.
   
   ate: one box of bundy coricifin xontaining zimmmieis of the Coricidin brand
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFmCVQWRReM
   
   the carpet reallly jumped out from under me, I am totally fucked up. Everything was so real hypeereal. it was like I was watching myself on TV
   
   As the madness intensified I found myself getting hotter and hotter yntil i runu to the bathroom and stand there tri[[ed put and forget what to do lol
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJPahf5ZpkM
   
   Every time I tried to walk I became a triangle and destroyed everything in my path
   
   I puked out styrofoam, orange peels, bacon and many other things I don't remember eating, lots of puking.
   I puke a lot but I can't peee
   
   At this point I tried to take a picure of my eyes all tripped out but idk what happened now my phone is at 5% charging somewhere. I puke 7 times total.
   
   I saw the holy triangle. I saw spiceroy.
   I was able to move back and forth between quanmtum space phase shifting yup
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGLRdG1N7XE
   
   
2. 2017-03-12 at 9:52 AM UTC

   #2382
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   this forum thrives on bundyposting like it's an essential nutrient
3. 2017-03-12 at 9:56 AM UTC

   #2383
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGLRdG1N7XE

   
   1:06
   
   is she about to bite a kitten's head off
4. 2017-03-12 at 9:59 AM UTC

   #2384
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I kept standing in front of the toilet staring at myself in the mirror unable to piss with the door open and every light in the house
5. 2017-03-12 at 10:20 AM UTC

   #2385
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny Oh man, fuck those dreams. Nothing worse than waking up out of one to an alarm clock and staring at your ceiling and being like "fuck this so much" and stumbling around all day doing mundane bullshit wondering why you can't be back there. It's like getting kicked in the balls by your own brain

   
   I'm glad I don't dream.
   
   

   Originally posted by Sophie Dude. Really, how fucking hard is your existence? You live off government money, you can buy all the food, drink and drugs you want. You have a roof over your head. And oh noes, it's so fucking horrible to be a human being in 2017. You are living a better than life than 150.000 years of your ancestors did. Hurp durp, existential angst. You need to stop feeling sorry for yourself, go see a therapist or some shit get a gf, who's into weirdos and i am sure there are enough women in SF that are. And be a little grateful that you're a fucking human being apex predator with a brain the likes of nature knows not. It could have been worse nigger. You could have been born in 1898 and drafted to fight in the trenches in WW1.
   
   I mean Jesus, i love you and all Mal, but you need help.

   
   I remain unconvinced that human existence is not, by my standards, horrific.
6. 2017-03-12 at 11:04 AM UTC

   #2386
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   that wass the most intense disociaitive expeirnee of m life, all music was slowed down, I morphed into various geometrric shapes and other odditities.
   
   i almost passs eodu tou on my keybord wtf i himk im dyinf
7. 2017-03-12 at 11:31 AM UTC

   #2387
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   rattech brand chaos tablets
8. 2017-03-12 at 12:06 PM UTC

   #2388
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sophie, 
   • Lanny
9. 2017-03-12 at 12:33 PM UTC

   #2389
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Malice I'm glad I don't dream.

   
   I'm sorry you don't dream. Of course i do not wish to afflict you with painful emotions, but, you really are missing out. I mean sure, feeling good implies that you would be able to feel bad as well. But i would not want to trade in all my good experiences to never feel anything ever again.
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Malice I remain unconvinced that human existence is not, by my standards, horrific.

   
   Ok friend.
10. 2017-03-12 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #2390
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I can't even fucking read this thread. It's the sunniest day ever, nice breaze(?) A FUCKING NICE WIND FUCKING GODDAMIT.. yea, and I've seen fucking sunrise and not a single cloud on the sky and went to bed feeling like death. Now I woke up and feel like death's shit and can't go outside or I die.
    
    Seriously, this happens way too often to be a coincidence. When I'm awake it's never that nice. I should keep a logbook to prove this. The planet Earth hates me.
11. 2017-03-12 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #2391
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The sun fucking hates me too and I don't even know why..
12. 2017-03-12 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #2392
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Now I read the thread and can die peacefully. Thank you TRT. You never hated me.
13. 2017-03-12 at 2:53 PM UTC

    #2393
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yea it did
14. 2017-03-12 at 3:04 PM UTC

    #2394
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by RisiR I can't even fucking read this thread. It's the sunniest day ever, nice breaze(?) A FUCKING NICE WIND FUCKING GODDAMIT.. yea, and I've seen fucking sunrise and not a single cloud on the sky and went to bed feeling like death. Now I woke up and feel like death's shit and can't go outside or I die.
    
    Seriously, this happens way too often to be a coincidence. When I'm awake it's never that nice. I should keep a logbook to prove this. The planet Earth hates me.

    
    Yeah dude, it's gonna be spring soon. The sun is bright as fuck, and it's warm. I hope it's nice tomorrow, when i actually have to go out of the house and do stuff.
15. 2017-03-12 at 3:11 PM UTC

    #2395
    ₯ - Double penetration Yung Blood
    I just want to play some ball but I feel like shit.
16. 2017-03-12 at 3:19 PM UTC

    #2396
    

    Dissociator African Astronaut
    zomblorgo when u do two much lunkhav pa0ronaois and u forgot that for like 4 months did weed erryday now it been week without my dealr think im dead also weed drought cause johnald trump is an orange with worse hair than bill shatner jerry casale toupe
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
17. 2017-03-12 at 3:32 PM UTC

    #2397
    ₯ - Double penetration Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Dissociator zomblorgo when u do two much lunkhav pa0ronaois and u forgot that for like 4 months did weed erryday now it been week without my dealr think im dead also weed drought cause johnald trump is an orange with worse hair than bill shatner jerry casale toupe

    
    Glad to see your recovery is going well, Shorambo.
18. 2017-03-12 at 4:13 PM UTC

    #2398
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Its the next day and I still keep puking and going INto dissociation
    
    I pucked So much that I was able to form puke pets which are like spirit animals but for bundy. They are the ones thatsave you from drowning
19. 2017-03-12 at 8:34 PM UTC

    #2399
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ^ your trying to commit suicide from bromide...arent u
20. 2017-03-12 at 8:38 PM UTC

    #2400
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If so, good luck. Keep it up.