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  1. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bugz Judy Judy "When shit just got real" episode


    We're on the same fault line as California, and we're taught earthquake drills as children.

    Why did everyone there just run around like a headless chicken? Judge Judy got under cover straight away, though.
  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ahh… life is good ❤️

    thats good chicken. I moved into my new place awhile ago about a month ago a and there was already bugs here which is weird considering i lived in my last place for six years and never had a bug problem

    my cat and wes and I got this shit on lock i punch the roaches and my cat eats them and wes is swooping in tomorrow

    I was taking a hott shower the other day and there was a spider in the corner of the my ceiling watching me.. waiting.. and I was like okay dude I'm gonna some underwear on my balls, I think I'm going to name you warren..



    spiders scare me, once there was a spider on my ceiling that was really big and I tried to wake up my gf and I was yelling at her to wake up, but she couldn't and I put myself on top of her to cover her up from it and it left, my girl friend woke up and I just didn't say anything about it.
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  3. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed We're on the same fault line as California, and we're taught earthquake drills as children.

    Why did everyone there just run around like a headless chicken? Judge Judy got under cover straight away, though.

    They intentionally seek out idiots for the JJ show, litigants & crowd, this way her above average intelligence radiates supreme by surroundings.
  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats good chicken. I moved into my new place awhile ago about a month ago a and there was already bugs here which is weird considering i lived in my last place for six years and never had a bug problem

    my cat and wes and I got this shit on lock i punch the roaches and my cat eats them and wes is swooping in tomorrow

    I was taking a hott shower the other day and there was a spider in the corner of the my ceiling watching me.. waiting.. and I was like okay dude I'm gonna some underwear on my balls, I think I'm going to name you warren..



    spiders scare me, once there was a spider on my ceiling that was really big and I tried to wake up my gf and I was yelling at her to wake up, but she couldn't and I put myself on top of her to cover her up from it and it left, my girl friend woke up and I just didn't say anything about it.

    Lol. What a faggot. U ever thought about actually killing it, lil pussy 🤣
  5. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. What a faggot. U ever thought about actually killing it, lil pussy 🤣

    Go kill it for him, that would be a funny.
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I would kill them both.
  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. What a faggot. U ever thought about actually killing it, lil pussy 🤣

    Are you on the rag again? I bet if i stomped your fat head worms would spill out of what you call a brain, pinky
  8. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I would kill them both.

    lol
  9. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Don't think so stimpy.
  10. G African Astronaut
    JJ & Larry David >

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  11. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Don't think so stimpy.

    My name is Doug get it right, chicken
  12. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Stimpy fits better though
  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by G They intentionally seek out idiots for the JJ show, litigants & crowd, this way her above average intelligence radiates supreme by surroundings.

    idk man its kinda like jerry springer, they have actually legit actors/musicians. go on there
  14. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Don't think so stimpy.

    Pretty sure I could fuck you up and you'd be squealing for captain save a ho like the pig you are.
  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Pretty sure I could fuck you up and you'd be squealing for captain save a ho like the pig you are.

    Lol. Pretty sure I would drag ur broken dick & fragile body around the room before u could even lift one of ur noodle arms.
  16. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-----.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-..----.-..-.-.-.-.-.----.-.-.-..-.-.-.--.-.-.--------(b­anned) the crowd is literally paid actors/actresses.

    that entire show is a farce…and the complete antithesis of jurisprudence. it is literally entertainment and not law at all.

    My point's not valid because thespians are never idiots. But yes claims are paid.
  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-----.-.-.--.-.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-..----.-..-.-.-.-.-.----.-.-.-..-.-.-.--.-.-.--------(b­anned) sure, youre pretty, but the only squealing would be on your part when youre bent over a log with dueling banjos playing in the background and dueling hillbilly cock plundering you down under.

    probably with an apple crammed into your craw

    just the way you like it

    you're an idiot
  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Pretty sure I would drag ur broken dick & fragile body around the room before u could even lift one of ur noodle arms.

    doubt that, and my dicks not broken, keep fronting with your smart mouth, you're a pig with a wig, you get out of breath just typing, i'd make you bleed
  19. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Ya right, spud 😂
  20. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Dropping a fat shit into Douglas's mouth
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