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Cougar stalks a younger man..

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    story of my life fam, should of just thrown a rock at it or walked off if you didn't want it

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    exactly the kind of cougar I was hoping for
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  3. #3
    Kev Space Nigga
    what species is that cougar? the cute kind or the gross kind?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Kev what species is that cougar? the cute kind or the gross kind?

    Lets just say its of the feline persuasion you weird furry
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    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Lets just say its of the feline persuasion you weird furry

    furry? i would fuck neither, but i would pet the feline persuasion. ^^
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    ive come across them near my old home. throwing rocks is not suggested. youre suppost to stop and stand tip toe and flex n look massive

    yes Bill Krozby, you flex. cougars are smaller than their cousins we have. mountain lions.
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    G African Astronaut
    Caucasian soy queer no doubt.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I would have grabbed that cougar in a double leg takedown and then piledrived its head into the dirt a bunch of times, until it gave up and surrendered.
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  9. #9
    G African Astronaut
    Jog backwards hurling rocks like lightening bolts, chase ends in 28.5 seconds lol.
  10. #10
    Bugz Space Nigga
    the thing is, it looked like she might of just been curious and hoped for a handout with her kittens.

    that weird thrashing forward actually scared me not because I thought it was a lunge forward but rather just bizarre like it turned into some Emoji character or meme. one of those weirdo meme with the long neck. it felt like it came to life
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Bugz the thing is, it looked like she might of just been curious and hoped for a handout with her kittens.

    that weird thrashing forward actually scared me not because I thought it was a lunge forward but rather just bizarre like it turned into some Emoji character or meme. one of those weirdo meme with the long neck. it felt like it came to life

    That's called a fake out. A lot of animals do it and it doesn't necessarily mean they're going to attack. It's like a dog baring its teeth or barking. It's not necessarily a sign of violence, just the cat communicating that it wants you the fuck out. It's probably wondering why he's not running/scared and is freaked out as well, trying to assess if he's a threat. They tell you don't run, and you shouldn't, but 9/10 if you do the animal will run away too. They don't wanna be near you either or fight for no reason. This cat is just curious. That's why its following him openly. If it was stalking him for real, he would be dead.
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  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That's called a fake out. A lot of animals do it and it doesn't necessarily mean they're going to attack. It's like a dog baring its teeth or barking. It's not necessarily a sign of violence, just the cat communicating that it wants you the fuck out. It's probably wondering why he's not running/scared and is freaked out as well, trying to assess if he's a threat. They tell you don't run, and you shouldn't, but 9/10 if you do the animal will run away too. They don't wanna be near you either or fight for no reason. This cat is just curious. That's why its following him openly. If it was stalking him for real, he would be dead.

    Your point is invalid, beaner who thinks its ok to kill his own for gane
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    Originally posted by G Jog backwards hurling rocks like lightening bolts, chase ends in 28.5 seconds lol.

    Don't ever throw rocks at a wild animal. This is a good way to get attacked. Don't run either. Damn you're stupid.

    This dude did exactly what he was supposed to. Thats why he lived.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Your point is invalid, beaner who thinks its ok to kill his own for gane

    Nope
  15. #15
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    read the video title as “Hitler speaks out...”
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    Hitler did nothing meow meow
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Don't ever throw rocks at a wild animal. This is a good way to get attacked. Don't run either. Damn you're stupid.

    This dude did exactly what he was supposed to. Thats why he lived.

    The guy in the video threw a rock at a wild animal.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by rabbitweed The guy in the video threw a rock at a wild animal.

    And thankfully he MISSED like he was supposed to.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace And thankfully he MISSED like he was supposed to.

    go on
  20. #20
    Originally posted by A College Professor go on

    And then this dude comes around the corner
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