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  1. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by Grylls Because you’re an OAP

    OAP?

    Then the head of the government is his boss.

    Donald Trump.

    No wonder he's so cranky.
  2. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]


    Inverted umbrella on amazon.

    I haven't really figured out what they are yet, or how they might be better than normal umbrellas.
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A sausage egg and cheese McGriddle with a hash brown…$5.50.

    The "meal" (same thing but with drink) was $5.19….fucking idiots.

    Imagine being so poor you care about less than a dollar
  4. I bought groceries. I’m good for another two weeks.
  5. Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by lickalotapuss I bought groceries. I’m good for another two weeks.

    Eggs and milk?
  6. Originally posted by lickalotapuss I bought groceries. I’m good for another two weeks.

    lock the front door and shoot anyone who rings the doorbell
  7. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace lock the front door and shoot anyone who rings the doorbell

    My thoughts exactly!👍🏽
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I drank like two coffees and a energy drink and I was still tired
  9. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I drank like two coffees and a energy drink and I was still tired

    I’m on my 2nd pot of coffee
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I'm not allowed to drink more than one pot
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm not allowed to drink more than one pot

    ur tranny bitch tells u wut to do.
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    acxtually its from the advice of plural Dr. Feelbad who informed me that too much caffeine consumption makes the other plurals get too wild and fight each other for the pilots seat
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    more duct tape,, actually gorilla tape cuz all other duct tape is shit,, I use a lot of gorilla tape,, pretty sure Ive been through 6 big rolls this summer
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i got a coffee but holy shit the girl in front of me needed to DIE she stands in the line queue area and lights a smoke while 4 of us were stuck behind her waiting for her to finish her smoke and go in the store. She was on her phone the entire time and missed EVERYONE walking out and then looked up a minute later, looked around the store and went in and then WE ALL WENT IN AND LINED UP BEHIND HER she was acting all "hurry up hurry up" to the cashier and then just stood there and didn't even notice when the person tried to give her the food and drinks she just ignored them and looked all bitchy like she wanted people to hurry up BUT SHE WAS THE SLOWEST ONE THERE

    The worst part is I think she was an actual nurse or something. I would not feel safe if she was my nurse like she would forget to put the IV in or something.

    Also whats the deal with all the THANK YOU HEALTHCARE WORKERS OUR FRONTLINE WORKERS signs everywhere? How can you ever take those down without looking like an asshole. They are just gonna stay up for years lol
  15. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Zanick Today I bought two pressure valves for the hot and cold leads to my consumer bidet, which I've enjoyed using at full blast with one illicit reason.

    For the sake of my guests' safety, it's time that I reduce the water's absurdly penetrating force.

    uhh wtf does this even mean?

    Water Pressure in your crib is too hard? that's usually a main valve thats wide open. go out near the sidewalk or where ever it's located and its next to the meter.

    We hardly get water pressure up in this place. makes your hair limp and you have to use a wash rag twice as long.
  16. Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Imagine being so poor you care about less than a dollar

    Every dollar counts. If you worked for your money, you'd know this.
  17. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Splam Every dollar counts. If you worked for your money, you'd know this.

    Primitive Guatemalans tend to do tribal/communal living as such §m£ÂgØL doesn't know responsibility nor luxuries he's well pleased w/ basic necessities from the house elders.
  18. Originally posted by Splam Every dollar counts. If you worked for your money, you'd know this.

    If you worked for real money you'd know that's a saying from when a dollar was actually worth something.
  19. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i got a coffee but holy shit the girl in front of me needed to DIE she stands in the line queue area and lights a smoke while 4 of us were stuck behind her waiting for her to finish her smoke and go in the store. She was on her phone the entire time and missed EVERYONE walking out and then looked up a minute later, looked around the store and went in and then WE ALL WENT IN AND LINED UP BEHIND HER she was acting all "hurry up hurry up" to the cashier and then just stood there and didn't even notice when the person tried to give her the food and drinks she just ignored them and looked all bitchy like she wanted people to hurry up BUT SHE WAS THE SLOWEST ONE THERE

    The worst part is I think she was an actual nurse or something. I would not feel safe if she was my nurse like she would forget to put the IV in or something.

    Also whats the deal with all the THANK YOU HEALTHCARE WORKERS OUR FRONTLINE WORKERS signs everywhere? How can you ever take those down without looking like an asshole. They are just gonna stay up for years lol

    You need to calm the fuck down and stop getting pissed off at strangers in public for no reason
  20. G African Astronaut
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