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  1. Originally posted by Grylls Lol

    Nah I always called it the pavement too but my elders call it the footpath

    That's what the courts call it

    "Your honor the defendant is accused of fouling the public footpath"
  2. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's what the courts call it

    "Your honor the defendant is accused of fouling the public footpath"

    with british tea and gay marmalade
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    A birthday card, balloons and a gift for a patient
  4. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CandyRein A birthday card, balloons and a gift for a patient

    So you bought them this? do you have a super uber crush on this person? a Florence Nightingale kinda thingy?
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    No she’s just a sweet lady and it’s her birthday
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CandyRein No she’s just a sweet lady and it’s her birthday

    Wow, that's nice of you candy.

    Blessings!
  7. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Today I bought two pressure valves for the hot and cold leads to my consumer bidet, which I've enjoyed using at full blast with one illicit reason.

    For the sake of my guests' safety, it's time that I reduce the water's absurdly penetrating force.

  8. G African Astronaut
    Specialized Crossroads picked her up today. Finna bubble up on that cardio son,son.




  9. Originally posted by Zanick Today I bought two pressure valves for the hot and cold leads to my consumer bidet, which I've enjoyed using at full blast with one illicit reason.

    For the sake of my guests' safety, it's time that I reduce the water's absurdly penetrating force.

    Sneaky butt desire heheh
  10. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Blush and foundation
  11. Originally posted by tee hee hee Blush and foundation

    Lol of course you wear makeup. So sad.
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    two donuts and I ordered two coffees but they fucked up and forgot to make my coffee because they don't give a shit about me and like to constantly fuck me around. I don't like being asked in the pick up line if I "need any help sir" and then everyone looks at me like i'm some crack head thats just standing there for no reason.

    Fucking assholes every day with these god damn people.
  13. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood two donuts and I ordered two coffees but they fucked up and forgot to make my coffee because they don't give a shit about me and like to constantly fuck me around. I don't like being asked in the pick up line if I "need any help sir" and then everyone looks at me like i'm some crack head thats just standing there for no reason.

    Fucking assholes every day with these god damn people.

    They're not trying to fuck with you. That's a normal question to be asked. Probably just making sure you aren't some retard thinking he's waiting in line to order.
  14. A sausage egg and cheese McGriddle with a hash brown...$5.50.

    The "meal" (same thing but with drink) was $5.19....fucking idiots.
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    OOh man them mcgriddles are the best thing on the menu besides the travis scott burger
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A sausage egg and cheese McGriddle with a hash brown…$5.50.

    The "meal" (same thing but with drink) was $5.19….fucking idiots.

    Why does that make them idiots?
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Because they charged less money for the same amount of food
  18. Well if anything I’d say Jigg was a dummy for not taking the deal if they are giving away cheaper food lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Originally posted by frala Well if anything I’d say Jigg was a dummy for not taking the deal if they are giving away cheaper food lol

    Didn't know though when I ordered...I was at the drivethru....they had the meal price on the board and I naturally assumed buying LESS food would be cheaper...she didn't say the price when I told her "A sausage egg and cheese McGriddle with a hash brown please my young lovely"...she just said "Is that all? 1st window".

    It was at the window when this pricing fiasco was revealed and as there were 1000000 cars behind me and me being a thoughtful individual I wasn't going to hold up the line like a twat for 31 cents...

    However...as I drove away stuffing said hash brown in my gaping maw I became enraged at the recockulousness of it.

    #1stworldproblems
  20. There there Jiggy
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