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  1. #21
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ More distractions from the fact Donald Trump has fucked kids.

    And not in the cute, well they consented anyway style of kidfucking. But he has made the economy good which is what matters.

    It's like the ol classic moral train thing track 1 kills 1 babby that didnt deserve it but that was the track, switch the track kill a million babbies but change the world.

    I wanna watch Trump get dropped through a makeshift hanging box like Saddam Hussein on live tv . How enjoyable would that be if they introduced it and set it up just the same as they set up the first debate. Just a big spectacle. Everyone get your drugs of choice and just sit back and watch. Oh my god the laughs that would be had. The high fives and fist-bumps abounding. America would probably have a small scale earthquake due to the resounding collective jump of joy encompassed with the laugh chorus residuals. Let's make it happen

    It's kinda like the Dave Chappelle joke about the superhero who could only activate his powers by grabbing a titty.

    Would you vote for a president you knew was going to be the best president in your lifetime BUT he had to fuck a kid every year he was in office. Just 1 and they had to be white and middle class and probably would have been a scientist or a social worker or some kinda nice professional type. ACtually way better than a social worker, they would be an LPN and maybe even a Doctor. But the president has to fuck them, at night, when they don't expect it and it's horrible. Then he makes the economy GO UP SO FUCKING UP YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT and all the other faggot shit great presidents do. But he fucks kids

    Would you vote for him?
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo It's kinda like the Dave Chappelle joke about the superhero who could only activate his powers by grabbing a titty.

    Would you vote for a president you knew was going to be the best president in your lifetime BUT he had to fuck a kid every year he was in office. Just 1 and they had to be white and middle class and probably would have been a scientist or a social worker or some kinda nice professional type. ACtually way better than a social worker, they would be an LPN and maybe even a Doctor. But the president has to fuck them, at night, when they don't expect it and it's horrible. Then he makes the economy GO UP SO FUCKING UP YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT and all the other faggot shit great presidents do. But he fucks kids

    Would you vote for him?

    I would vote for him if it means I get more money. That's the most important part.
  3. #23
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I would vote for him if it means I get more money. That's the most important part.

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  4. #24
    Splam African Astronaut
    Of course. All men in positions of power are perverts. Only difference is some get caught, some don't. There's got to be more basis to a rational vote.
  5. #25
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    The right: "liberal ideology has ushered in societal decay with the normalization of degeneracy"

    "But yeah I'd vote for a pervert because all guys are perverts don't be silly let's get that money"
  6. #26
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    mornin larry
  7. #27
    Originally posted by aldra https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313640512025513984




    interesting

    You retard lmao

    I'm gonna make it rain cinnamon toast crunch today.

    Oh wait, I don't have that power...
  8. #28
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    They're all going to prison for a very long time. Crooked Hillary included.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They're all going to prison for a very long time. Crooked Hillary included.

    On what charges? Her investigation was closed years ago. Unlike Trump's multiple ongoing investigations, including the one where he was IMPEACHED
  10. #30
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Meikai

    It's not interesting. It's nothing. It's the last, whimpering attempt of a doddering old retard to win an election he's doomed to lose.
  11. #31
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They're all going to prison for a very long time. Crooked Hillary included.

    No one is stupid enough to investigate her.
  12. #32
    Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace On what charges? Her investigation was closed years ago. Unlike Trump's multiple ongoing investigations, including the one where he was IMPEACHED

    You mean when the dems threw a tantrum and stalled other important stuff in favour of a symbolic impeach that achieved nothing.
    Great on ya, dems.
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  13. #33
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Splam You mean when the dems threw a tantrum and stalled other important stuff in favour of a symbolic impeach that achieved nothing.
    Great on ya, dems.

    So tell me Splam, what are they going to charge her for?
  14. #34
    Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist So tell me Splam, what are they going to charge her for?

    §2381. Treason

    https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter115&edition=prelim#:~:text=Whoever%2C%20owing%20allegiance%20to%20the,not%20less%20than%20%2410%2C000%3B%20and
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  15. #35
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You retard lmao

    I'm gonna make it rain cinnamon toast crunch today.

    Oh wait, I don't have that power…

    ^ weak
  16. #36
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Splam §2381. Treason

    https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter115&edition=prelim#:~:text=Whoever%2C%20owing%20allegiance%20to%20the,not%20less%20than%20%2410%2C000%3B%20and

    Treason?
    When pigs fly!
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  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace On what charges?


    18 U.S. Code § 2381
    18 U.S. Code § 2382
    18 U.S. Code § 2383
    18 U.S. Code § 2384
    18 U.S. Code § 2385
  18. #38
    Splam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Treason?
    When pigs fly!

    When Trump got elected, pigs did fly.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Splam When Trump got elected, pigs did fly.

    Nah that's called gerrymandering.

    Hilary hasn't been charged with anything.

    Trump has.

    Hilary hasn't been convicted of anything.

    Trump has.
  20. #40
    Also lol @ republicans still crying about Hilary and Obama 4 years later.
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