User Controls

Is it true Americans don’t have electric kettles?

  1. #61
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    my kureg heats my water if i just need a cup or two,, does that count
  2. #62
    I miss my Keurig. Lanny made me buy some retarded piece of shit and I hate it. It’ll probably outlive me too.
  3. #63
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    THE FUCK IS A KUREIG
  4. #64
    An electric kettle
  5. #65
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Oh ok

    Americans are so stupid they have to take MY ENGLISH LANGUAGE and make dumb ass words
  6. #66
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Grylls THE FUCK IS A KUREIG

    its a coffee maker for upper middle class folks that like good coffee
  7. #67
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.--..-.-.--.-.-..............-.......................................................(b­anned) i cook bacon in my oven

    i eat my cereal with a fork

    you drink your milks straight from the udder.

    man milk.

    also americans dont habe kettles because they need to go around calling pots niggers.
  8. #68
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I wouldn't put that in my drains. This seems like some holistic bullshit. I'm not buying into your psuedoscience and fake sink fact.s Fuck youff

    people have been doing it since the ancient era but okay
  9. #69
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Americans go to starbucks and pay $10 for a cup of coffee.
  10. #70
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I quit starbucks when I found out Gates was a major owner
  11. #71
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls THE FUCK IS A KUREIG

    fuckin retard brits
    do you live in the 70s there?
  12. #72
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Americans are so fucking stupid and your president is a retard, he won't win the election

    mark my words
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #73
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Grylls Americans are so fucking stupid and your president is a retard, he won't win the election

    mark my words

    Okay geroge loony isn't it about time for your daily dose?


  14. #74
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Americans are so fucking stupid and your president is a retard, he won't win the election

    mark my words

    Fucker is too a l p h a for you cuck faggot brits with shitty teeth
  15. #75
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by POLECAT its a coffee maker for upper middle class folks that like good coffee

    Lol right... I bet you probably own an air fryer..
  16. #76
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls Americans are so fucking stupid and your president is a retard, he won't win the election

    mark my words

    Nah man you're an idiot. He definitely will win again. I knew he was going to be president 14 years ago, just like i knew beto was going to lose to red kruz, the democrats cant help but drop the ball constantly
  17. #77
    I would kill Bill Krozby if given the opportunity
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #78
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol at not having an electric kettle/toast maker/convention oven. Niggas talking about having to push even one button lmao. Mine is voice activated zero button pushing involved and everything is perfect it serves my the perfect English breakfast at a voice command any time any fucking where.

    Strawberry jam today sir?

    No. Never. Never jam you dumb bitch.
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Octavian You have no gf and spend endless days living hand to mouth. Your family is dwindling and you will die, alone and fat.

    Ha ha

    You can't stay off cocaine for more than a month and are stupid and vain enough to think children are important to your non-existent "legacy".
  20. #80
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I wouldn't put that in my drains. This seems like some holistic bullshit. I'm not buying into your psuedoscience and fake sink fact.s Fuck youff

    Ok keenan guy that thinks he can get a woman pregnant by taking it up his butthole 🤣
Jump to Top