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Ladies of NiS... What exact sequence of words would unlock your pussy instantly?

  1. #41
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........................................................................................... (banned) 'i have a 900 credit score, multiple black credit cards, and several bank accounts with seven figures balances. ill give you a tour of my 7,000 house on the water'

    *panties magically disappear and ankles fly apart*




    She's going to know you're full of shit. Credit scores top out at 850.
  2. #42
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by stl1 She's going to know you're full of shit. Credit scores top out at 850.

    its a joke, slappy...
  3. #43
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Text her sup (name close but not exactly right) & aggressively ask for ur tools back.

    fuck I laughed at this
  4. #44
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby its a joke, slappy…




    Says someone whose credit score is so low he doesn't know what a good one is.
  5. #45
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Knew this one guy who would just walk up to girls with his dick hanging out. He had a new girl just about every week.
  6. #46
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by stl1 Says someone whose credit score is so low he doesn't know what a good one is.

    Says someone who can't fix a toilet.
  7. #47
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He was also in jail every other week.
  8. #48
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Says someone who can't fix a toilet.



    Yes, I did.

    Here is my plumbing assistant:

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #49
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by stl1 Yes, I did even with my low credit score in the 820s.

    Here is my plumbing assistant:


    Your assistant is a nigger?
  10. #50
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your assistant is a nigger?

    You're a racist?? Wow!!
  11. #51
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Like you never saw that coming?
  12. #52
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're a racist?? Wow!!




    Originally posted by stl1 Like you never saw that coming?

    Are you I'm super cereal ?
  13. #53
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by stl1 Yes, I did.

    Here is my plumbing assistant:


    Nice


    .
  14. #54
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    If doujins I've found are to be believed, the sequence of words does not exist until you program said sequence.
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