Are mopeds cool at all?

1. 2017-03-03 at 4:11 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I want a speedy way to get around that doesn't involve lots of gasoline. Is it too faggy to ride a moped or will it attract women in droves? Can you recommend something like it that won't make me look douchey or stupid?
2. 2017-03-03 at 4:33 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Driving a moped is a covert sign to other gays. Just get a motorcycle like a man.
3. 2017-03-03 at 5:52 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Don't listen to the beta fags who say otherwise. Mopedsw, like Mazda Miatas, are a sign tat you have a giant, pulsing, testosterone filled cock, and it instantly moistens vulvas. Go for it bro.
4. 2017-03-03 at 5:53 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You'll eventually want to graduate to a bigger bike because most mopeds are like 50cc and can barely go 30MPH.
5. 2017-03-04 at 12:26 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   faggio
6. 2017-03-09 at 8:56 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   yess, scooters and mopeds are very cool, especially when their 2stroke and illegally modified. everybody know the only reason one rides a big bike is that they feel, either real or perceived, the lack of something big in between their legs.
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbJ0jV0hcGQ
   
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THoECJhMSl8
7. 2017-03-09 at 11:26 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not gayer than you. You could ride a pink dildo-bike with whistles and would still be the gayest thing in sight.
   
   I hope you get AIDS.
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8. 2017-03-09 at 2:45 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dargo Driving a moped is a covert sign to other gays. Just get a motorcycle like a man.

   
   that.
   
   and you faggots on mopeds that wave to the people riding real bikes...don't do that. you're a faggot and the only wave back is going to consist of a middle finger.
   
   I'd grab my crotch as a gesture but there's a gas tank filled with high octane racing fuel betwixt my thighs
9. 2017-03-09 at 3:36 PM UTC

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   cerakote African Astronaut
   get a motorcycle you window licker
10. 2017-03-09 at 10:23 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    mopeds are like fat chicks.
    
    theyre fun to ride until your friends catch you doing it
11. 2017-03-09 at 10:38 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock mopeds are like fat chicks.
    
    theyre fun to ride until your friends catch you doing it

    
    Fuck your friends. Mopeds are great. I might buy one again, just for fun.
12. 2017-03-09 at 10:39 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Fuck your friends. Mopeds are great. I might buy one again, just for fun.

    
    *cough* faggot *cough*
13. 2017-03-09 at 11:49 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock *cough* faggot *cough*

    
    I'll drill you
14. 2017-03-09 at 11:50 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll drill you

    
    left...HACE....
    
    for'rd HARCH
    
    ok. that was fun.
    
    not.
15. 2017-03-09 at 11:53 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock mopeds are like other faggots
    
    theyre fun to ride until your friends catch you doing it

    
    This is what I'm talking about Bill.
    
    
    
    
16. 2017-03-10 at 12:02 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock I'd grab my crotch as a gesture but there's a gas tank [surrogate penis]filled with high octane racing fuel betwixt my thighs

    
    fixed. btw ... according to surgeon generals warning, that fuel tank is the #1 cause of men impotency.
    
    
17. 2017-03-10 at 12:47 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ This is what I'm talking about Bill.

    
    you talk to much. im sure theres a better use for that purty mouth than all that jibber jabber
18. 2017-03-10 at 12:48 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader fixed. btw … according to surgeon generals warning, that fuel tank is the #1 cause of men impotency.

    
    the surgeon general...isnt.
19. 2017-03-23 at 4:18 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    i can ride a mtb faster an u can get them for free easty
20. 2017-03-23 at 4:22 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling i can ride a mtb faster an u can get them for free easty

    
    fucking retard