2020-09-25 at 4:56 PM UTC
1. Wear plain clothes
2. Knock on the door and say you're a cop
3. If they answer the door, tell them again that you're a cop serving a warrant and proceed to take and do whatever you want
4. If they dont answer, break in and say you're a cop. Have your weapon drawn. If the person is home, they will automatically believe you and wont resist or defend themselves. Proceed to take and do whatever you want.
5. Thank them for their cooperation and tell them you'll be in touch with them or some bullshit.
6. Repeat as many times as necessary
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2020-09-25 at 4:58 PM UTC
aldra
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I wouldn't roll those dice myself
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2020-09-25 at 5:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
I wouldn't roll those dice myself
Well according to all of them I've heard from, that's what Breonna Taylor's boyfriend should've done and that's exactly how they would respond if they were in that position. Zero resistance. 100% compliance. The most important part is just to announce and insist that you're a cop, and they will believe you.
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2020-09-26 at 12:45 AM UTC
did Breonna Taylor fuck niggers?
2020-09-26 at 1:21 AM UTC
It helps if you break down their door at around 1 in the morning when the homeowners are sleeping and will be especially startled. Just make sure you say that you're a cop, but even if they dont hear you, they'll assume you're just a cop serving a warrant and not try to defend themselves.
2020-09-26 at 1:24 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Don't forget to throw a flashbang into any cribs too.
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2020-09-26 at 1:32 AM UTC
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
If they have a dog, even a Chihuahua, be sure you silence it.
With a bullet.
2020-09-26 at 3:51 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
They need to open up cops to personal lawsuits and bankrupt them. If they're paying through the nose for their trigger-happy outbursts, they'll be a lot less likely to squeeze the trigger.
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2020-09-26 at 4:37 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
To make sure they really think you're a cop you should beat the fuck out of their wife and say "whoops sorry about that, jack, I thought you were mine for a minute, I hope you don't mind that" and they'll be like "oh it's ok, sir, are we good?" and be sure to tell them to "hang tight" and mention that you were bullied mercilessly as a youth and can't get an erection without someone calling them "sir" and commenting on how much they like his black socks
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2020-09-26 at 5:26 AM UTC
Goodness, ur a needy shitstain, grasping for attention w the same homosexual innuendos.