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How to rob a conservative gun owner's home: A step by step guide
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2020-09-26 at 6:07 AM UTCthe secret is to actually 100% comit to your role and don't fucking pretend to be the cops!...no no no...you ARE the cops mother fucker and the warrant you printed off your shit 2003 ink jet printer is in fact legit and ur coming in whether the homeowner likes it or not! Make it a fun adventure and employ a few friends to help!
PRO TIP: If there is a dog, shoot it. esp if its a big dog but if its a tiny dog that is absolutrly no threat make absolutely sure that you dispatch it as well in order to assert your dominance over the homeowner and to display that you aren't playing fucking games and you need everything of value in order to satisfy the warrant that judge laudamier wethington of federal circuit court 23 signed and employed you and your colleagues to satisfy -
2020-09-26 at 7:04 AM UTCWe used to rob dudes dressed as the police but generally it was people we knew wouldnt shoot at us.
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2020-09-26 at 7:04 AM UTCBreonna Taylor shouldnt have died, but thats kinda one of the risks that comes with running a trap house.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-26 at 7:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ 1. Wear plain clothes
2. Knock on the door and say you're a cop
3. If they answer the door, tell them again that you're a cop serving a warrant and proceed to take and do whatever you want
4. If they dont answer, break in and say you're a cop. Have your weapon drawn. If the person is home, they will automatically believe you and wont resist or defend themselves. Proceed to take and do whatever you want.
5. Thank them for their cooperation and tell them you'll be in touch with them or some bullshit.
6. Repeat as many times as necessary
What if (And this is most likely the case) he's a former cop. and in 20 seconds of your behavior realize you're robbing him and he just straight up kills you. -
2020-09-26 at 7:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Breonna Taylor shouldnt have died, but thats kinda one of the risks that comes with running a trap house.
I agree. She was a EMT worker too. sad.
Yet, Someone in the house wasn't a good person. Her boyfriend, husband, brother? they shot first apparently.
I saw the female cop drop to the floor and start blasting when she was shot at.
It was like a Hollywood movie. Sad to happen to a functioning member of society who doesnt make much to rush people to the hospital why keeping them stable.
But if the police had this law of entering this way. then perhaps the person who wrote the law is part responsible? "Hey, Officers.. just walk right in. it's perfectly legal. serve the warrent. and they get blasted at. yes, this was probably bound to happen. then the person who shoots says "I thought it was a murderer coming to kill us"
it's a blaming game right now. and I have been mistreated by corrupt cops before yet I have to side with the cops on this. You're going to Jail because you shot at someone who shot at you or didn't know who shot first but you're job is to protect your fellow officers. But someone has to be the scapegoat. Yet this enter without knocking is horseshit.
lets find the centerpoint and blame that one person so they go to prison. cop or otherwise. just so the nation doesn't have another Minnisoda style riot -
2020-09-26 at 3:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bugz I agree. She was a EMT worker too. sad.
Yet, Someone in the house wasn't a good person. Her boyfriend, husband, brother? they shot first apparently.
I saw the female cop drop to the floor and start blasting when she was shot at.
It was like a Hollywood movie. Sad to happen to a functioning member of society who doesnt make much to rush people to the hospital why keeping them stable.
But if the police had this law of entering this way. then perhaps the person who wrote the law is part responsible? "Hey, Officers.. just walk right in. it's perfectly legal. serve the warrent. and they get blasted at. yes, this was probably bound to happen. then the person who shoots says "I thought it was a murderer coming to kill us"
it's a blaming game right now. and I have been mistreated by corrupt cops before yet I have to side with the cops on this. You're going to Jail because you shot at someone who shot at you or didn't know who shot first but you're job is to protect your fellow officers. But someone has to be the scapegoat. Yet this enter without knocking is horseshit.
lets find the centerpoint and blame that one person so they go to prison. cop or otherwise. just so the nation doesn't have another Minnisoda style riot
Assuming this is all accurate. I wouldnt be surprised if it was though, considering the bullshit charges theyre trying to scapegoat the one officer with:
https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/read/63943132/breonna-taylor-summary-redacted1
