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2017-03-09 at 4:37 PM UTCPROOTS!
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2017-03-09 at 5:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic bill is such a legitimate gay.
it reminds me of this time i was in the military and some guy was talking about how he bets we all feel like faggots for going running in tennis shoes as opposed to boots. like wtf, are you really that insecure about your sexuality that you cant even wear running shoes without your sexuality being compromised? thats the kind of person bill is
this people like that that go to such extremes you know they aren't sayin it to just be funny/shock value but they whole heartedly feel that way
kind of reminds me my neighbor next door, I nick named "machete" because he is an old vato that looks like machete.. anyways, when i first met him about 4 years ago when I moved in he asked me if I wanted to come have some pizza and a couple brews with him.. and I was like sure, you know I want my neighbors to be cool with me but I got a weird vibe and was like nah im just gonna blow him off, but like 5 minutes later he was knocking on my door like "hey essay, are you comin over the pizza is done, and because I want to be cool and said yeah.. i was like meh I'll just go over and have a slice and a brew and leave.
So we are sitting in his room and he puts on a softcore porno "dirty teacher" thats all about a teach fucking young boys... and like I just act normal cause he's obviously a try hard and I'm not gonna get freaked out over his gayness even though it is kinda weird and he's ranting about stuff and kinda getting pissed that im just sitting staring at him talk all crazy to me, and out of nowhere he was like "we used to beat up guys like you in the penitentiary!, I mean in the military academy...." and just trails off. Like you can't tell if he's drunk or if hes just old or just super californian old skool vato.
Anyways he'd see me bring a girl to my place and start ranting and my chickens were like wow... what the hell, and id be like yeah he's just really lonely and crazy.. Very quickly I realized to not take him seriously at all, like I was taking out the trash drunk and slammed my door shut behind me and he popped out of his house and started yelling I just laughed at him and we went back inside.
Plus one night i was bringing up groceries to my place and I saw him sitting in his rapist van crying lol poor bastard. -
2017-03-09 at 5:11 PM UTClol i guess it wasn't soft core porn but a lifetime womens movie about sex and betrayal.. why would you own a lifetime dvd??
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2017-03-09 at 5:14 PM UTCI think gay people are suffering. They can't be happy like a normal
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2017-03-09 at 5:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I think gay people are suffering. They can't be happy like a normal
i have some neighbors that are in there early twenties that are lesbos and fit sjw warrior archetype, one of them is even afraid of me simply because I'm a guy. Because when I say hi to her she looks down and doesnt say anything, the prettier one (that recently transformed into a more boyish look..) is nice to meet, but ever since donald trump became president they both walk around together like there world is falling down.
And I'm not even being weird or trying to hit on them because one of them is pretty gross and the pretty one is just such a typical liberal lesbo that I'm automatically not interested. I was like "hey whats up val" and she's all like "hey doug....." all glum like mr glumly
When I worked at hoboken I worked with a gay guy very very gay guy, but he was actually pretty chill and cool. I guess its just like anything else theres all types.
I've just noticed most lesbos tend to not like me or want to talk to me. A guy I worked with at the job i just quit, only likes butch lesbians.. I first I thought he was joking when he pointed out some girl he hoped was "poly" and when I first met his wife I was like wtf? to each their own i guess.. I mean I like slampigs but at least they still have fem qualities to them.. -
2017-03-09 at 5:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby a lot of guys like bill the cat think they are straight if the are the ones doing the fucking in the homosexual sex. It's like a prison thing. I'm sure bill the cat makes his butt bois put on wigs
no requirements. if you want to get dressed in full drag I have no objections -
2017-03-09 at 5:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i have some neighbors that are in there early twenties that are lesbos and fit sjw warrior archetype, one of them is even afraid of me simply because I'm a guy. Because when I say hi to her she looks down and doesnt say anything, the prettier one (that recently transformed into a more boyish look..) is nice to meet, but ever since donald trump became president they both walk around together like there world is falling down.
And I'm not even being weird or trying to hit on them because one of them is pretty gross and the pretty one is just such a typical liberal lesbo that I'm automatically not interested. I was like "hey whats up val" and she's all like "hey doug….." all glum like mr glumly
When I worked at hoboken I worked with a gay guy very very gay guy, but he was actually pretty chill and cool. I guess its just like anything else theres all types.
I've just noticed most lesbos tend to not like me or want to talk to me. A guy I worked with at the job i just quit, only likes butch lesbians.. I first I thought he was joking when he pointed out some girl he hoped was "poly" and when I first met his wife I was like wtf? to each their own i guess.. I mean I like slampigs but at least they still have fem qualities to them..
lesbians dont like men at all. that's why they're lesbians. -
2017-03-09 at 6:40 PM UTC
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2017-03-09 at 6:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby then why do they try to act like men? Thats like saying gay guys don't like women at all, even though a lot do.
Bill knows about 2 thinfs- guns and tools. He assumes this qualifies him to know about everything else but as evidenced by his posts it's clear he hasn't the slightest fucking clue what he's actually talking about, and that's fine, you just have to smile and go with it like dealing with a mentally handicapped child. -
2017-03-09 at 7:08 PM UTC
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2017-03-09 at 7:53 PM UTCI mean I feel bad for them its like they are otherwise perfectly normal and healthy but sexuality is an important function so when your daily thoughts are obsessive with sucking dick and putting stuff up your ass. It causes them pain and suffering until they cry and get depressed, the only relief is gay sex
These people need some kind of mood stabilizers, benzos and tech and tendies -
2017-03-09 at 8:59 PM UTC
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2017-03-09 at 9:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic bill is such a legitimate gay.
it reminds me of this time i was in the military and some guy was talking about how he bets we all feel like faggots for going running in tennis shoes as opposed to boots. like wtf, are you really that insecure about your sexuality that you cant even wear running shoes without your sexuality being compromised? thats the kind of person bill is
Bootcamp allowed you to wear tennis shoes? you got to be fucking kidding me -
2017-03-09 at 9:24 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol i guess it wasn't soft core porn but a lifetime womens movie about sex and betrayal.. why would you own a lifetime dvd??
My girlfriend does. they actually aren't half bad. She forces me to watch chick flicks and some are actually bi-gender (in the straight sense) friendly. not everything is full on drama, either. -
2017-03-09 at 10:18 PM UTC
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2017-03-09 at 10:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Bill knows about 2 thinfs- guns and tools. He assumes this qualifies him to know about everything else but as evidenced by his posts it's clear he hasn't the slightest fucking clue what he's actually talking about, and that's fine, you just have to smile and go with it like dealing with a mentally handicapped child.
youve never had sex with a woman...much less a lesbian...so your qualifications are zippo, nigger.
now get back to your smiling and chest slapping, retard. -
2017-03-09 at 10:20 PM UTC
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2017-03-09 at 10:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah no shit fucktard, but why? if they hate men so much? Thats like saying you pretend the guys you fuck you're pretending to be women… you're a weird one
there is no one reason. of the lesbos i know the reasons consist of:
- excessive and frequent sexual abuse starting at early ages and continuing throughout their entire life
- ugly as fucking sin (fat, too) and not receiving enough positive male attention. the only attention they get is negative
im not talking about bi-chicks, although most of the bi chicks i know have the same reasoning -
2017-03-09 at 10:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock there is no one reason. of the lesbos i know the reasons consist of:
- excessive and frequent sexual abuse starting at early ages and continuing throughout their entire life
- ugly as fucking sin (fat, too) and not receiving enough positive male attention. the only attention they get is negative
im not talking about bi-chicks, although most of the bi chicks i know have the same reasoning
so whats your reason? -
2017-03-09 at 10:57 PM UTC
