2017-03-08 at 8:12 PM UTC
Lanny what's your steam ID
2017-03-09 at 8:29 AM UTC
i dont even know my dads email address
or his birthday
2017-03-09 at 8:59 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
BREAKING: Turkish Army| FSA attacked SAA west of Manbij.
oh good
2017-03-09 at 10:35 AM UTC
I saw a black person in my dream last night and now I have a really ominous feeling that something bad is guna happen to me today. I gotta go out for a few hours so I'm probably guna be arrested or caught or hit by a bus or some shit. Idk. I just woke up with a bad feeling about today
2017-03-09 at 12:36 PM UTC
I was sitting at Hardee's eating whatever garbage I ordered that day when an old guy walks in
He slowly makes his way to the counter, and orders a "mile high sandwich" or whatever the fuck it's called
He gets his food, sits down at a table,and unwraps it
He then walks back up to the counter, and tells the cashier he wants another one "because it doesn't look like the picture"
I'm like, "hah, what a fucking idiot. Has he never been to a fast food restaurant before?"
But then I started thinking. What if we had done this from the beginning instead of shutting up and allowing ourselves to be cucked? How much different would fast food be today?
2017-03-09 at 12:39 PM UTC
Dude probably still got some secret sauce in his sandwich though
2017-03-09 at 12:46 PM UTC
Is this fucking Japanese? LOL.
2017-03-09 at 1:10 PM UTC
I just went to the library to print something off and this old man next to me was looking at soft porn and pictures of naked chicks. I glanced over to his screen originally and it was a pic taken outside a toilet cubicle with a chick squatting down. I lol'd. The rest I saw was just chicks in lingerie and whatnot.
Fair play to him for having the confidence to look at it in public
2017-03-09 at 1:27 PM UTC
All I want to do is smoke and listen to music.
2017-03-09 at 1:52 PM UTC
Said with seriousness - "Reject, you didn't have anything to do with that murder did you? It worries me"
Thanks for thinking I have the potential to be a murderer, mom
2017-03-09 at 1:54 PM UTC
Back story, 7 or 8 years ago some dude was brutally murdered near me, they never caught who did it and I was questioned once or twice cos I worked with him and had used my phone in my town over that period. They were clutching at straws and basically talked to everyone in my town about it looking for clues.
Anyway my mum seriously just asked me if I had anything to do with it. Wtf
2017-03-09 at 2:07 PM UTC
You should have started to act really nervous and say "I don't want to talk about this".
2017-03-09 at 2:09 PM UTC
I don't think that quickly
2017-03-09 at 2:20 PM UTC
shouldve said yes and went into grotesque detail but only ironically