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  1. Lanny what's your steam ID
  2. ^ Made in Tarth
  3. Coathangers + chain smoking 3 cigs and OD'ing from nicotine is the best feeling ever

    DONT TOUCH MY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBq3GBADboA
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Lanny what's your steam ID

    lrogers54, my steam name or whatever (the shit you see in games but that doesn't have to be unique) is Made in Tarth
  5. i dont even know my dads email address

    or his birthday
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    BREAKING: Turkish Army| FSA attacked SAA west of Manbij.


    oh good
  7. I saw a black person in my dream last night and now I have a really ominous feeling that something bad is guna happen to me today. I gotta go out for a few hours so I'm probably guna be arrested or caught or hit by a bus or some shit. Idk. I just woke up with a bad feeling about today
  8. I was sitting at Hardee's eating whatever garbage I ordered that day when an old guy walks in

    He slowly makes his way to the counter, and orders a "mile high sandwich" or whatever the fuck it's called

    He gets his food, sits down at a table,and unwraps it

    He then walks back up to the counter, and tells the cashier he wants another one "because it doesn't look like the picture"

    I'm like, "hah, what a fucking idiot. Has he never been to a fast food restaurant before?"

    But then I started thinking. What if we had done this from the beginning instead of shutting up and allowing ourselves to be cucked? How much different would fast food be today?

  9. Dude probably still got some secret sauce in his sandwich though
  10. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov4HjDHWUe4
  11. Is this fucking Japanese? LOL.
  12. Originally posted by RisiR https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov4HjDHWUe4

    Lol, it's roughly the same as McDonald's chicken nuggets
  13. I just went to the library to print something off and this old man next to me was looking at soft porn and pictures of naked chicks. I glanced over to his screen originally and it was a pic taken outside a toilet cubicle with a chick squatting down. I lol'd. The rest I saw was just chicks in lingerie and whatnot.

    Fair play to him for having the confidence to look at it in public
  14. All I want to do is smoke and listen to music.
  15. Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I was sitting at Hardee's eating whatever garbage I ordered that day when an old guy walks in

    He slowly makes his way to the counter, and orders a "mile high sandwich" or whatever the fuck it's called

    He gets his food, sits down at a table,and unwraps it

    He then walks back up to the counter, and tells the cashier he wants another one "because it doesn't look like the picture"

    I'm like, "hah, what a fucking idiot. Has he never been to a fast food restaurant before?"

    But then I started thinking. What if we had done this from the beginning instead of shutting up and allowing ourselves to be cucked? How much different would fast food be today?

    Significantly more expensive
  16. Said with seriousness - "Reject, you didn't have anything to do with that murder did you? It worries me"

    Thanks for thinking I have the potential to be a murderer, mom
  17. Back story, 7 or 8 years ago some dude was brutally murdered near me, they never caught who did it and I was questioned once or twice cos I worked with him and had used my phone in my town over that period. They were clutching at straws and basically talked to everyone in my town about it looking for clues.

    Anyway my mum seriously just asked me if I had anything to do with it. Wtf
  18. You should have started to act really nervous and say "I don't want to talk about this".
  19. I don't think that quickly
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    shouldve said yes and went into grotesque detail but only ironically

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