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  1. Originally posted by aldra if he didn't have a history of being a general shit I'd actually feel bad about how they appear to be using him

    My grandpa had dementia and the similarities are uncanny. Trump is senile too just in a slightly different way.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is he? I dunno, I always just assumed most of the retarded nonsense he says was a combination of his personality and being 'in charge' so long that nobody's bothered correcting him in a long time
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  3. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Trump is very good at hiding his dimentia. He has sort of become a dimentia bender, where he has weaponised the rambling incoherent bullshit that pops into his head. If you have had a relative with dimentia who was comfortable talking to you, you know they can talk about some shit that happened years ago all day.

    The fact that few recognize is that Trump actually genuinely has one and only one skill. It is almost a superpower. Which is that he can incoherently babble on inexhaustibly about anything. A lifetime of salesmanship has made him so good at sprouting segues from sentences to some other bullshit that he can create this fractal branching structure of sentences sprouting from within other sentences, and it's all just bullshit. Like he will start some bullshit sentence and in the middle will just jump to some dimentia free association that popped into his head and drop the first one entirely, then the same will happen for wherever the free association was going. It never ends. Look at any of his rally footage, if you can listen to more than 5 minutes without being driven insane by this pattern then you are one of the amazingly low IQ individuals that this strategy is convincing for.

    This makes him immune to the kind of visible doddering that slow Joe displays. He can just keep babbling about shit at the speed of light.
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  4. ranked choice and proportional representation when
  5. I wish I was in a coma.
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I wish I was in a coma.

    I can help
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    issaboi

    God Already told me because he was making me listen to this song over and over again for the last few weeks and I didn't realize the correlation although it basically encapsulates the relationship

  8. Hearing messages from God is a symptom of schizophrenia
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    schizophrens are god's favourite children
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Hearing messages from God is a symptom of schizophrenia

    Do you're saying if I don't have schizophrenia, it's definitely a sign from God?

    will you be my scitzofriend?
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    NUKE THE FIRMAMENT
  12. Originally posted by Sudo Do you're saying if I don't have schizophrenia, it's definitely a sign from God?

    will you be my scitzofriend?

    God is abitrary. Divinity is mental illnesses. Religion is a construct to combine the two.
  13. And I am a race hoese
  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Falling asleep to youtube is the worst. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WHAT IS THIS CHANNEL

    it says i watched the whole video but im scared to click it

  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there's a fringe theory that HIV doesn't actually cause AIDS
    there's an even more fringe theory that AIDS is a result of the (cumulative) immunosuppressing action of semen
    AIDS is literally a semen overdose
  16. Originally posted by aldra there's a fringe theory that HIV doesn't actually cause AIDS
    there's an even more fringe theory that AIDS is a result of the (cumulative) immunosuppressing action of semen
    AIDS is literally a semen overdose

    Where did you see these theories?
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Where did you see these theories?

    On www.gay.gay
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  18. I clicked it and I turned gayer. Fuck.
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you have to know the right people, semen enthusiasts

    grylls introduced me to their sticky clubhouse
  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i was reading an article about netflix cuties being pedophilia and this was the ad OMEGALUL

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