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2020-09-14 at 5:16 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-14 at 9:33 AM UTC
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2020-09-14 at 10:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie When God sees my D he's going to have to rethink the whole 72 virgins thing, if i ever end up martyring myself. Oh wait that's Islam.
Guys... GUYS! You're not going to believe this i just found out where the 72 number comes from in relation to God, or Allah and such. It's from the Egyptian Mythos. Earliest reference i could find was in the story of the murder of Osiris, as you might know; Osiris is the king of the gods and his brother is Set. Osiris is rightfully king as his lineage traces back to Ra the primordial creator and god of the sun. As such he has primae noctis, which means he can bang whoever he wants even though he is married to Isis and his brother Set is married to Nepthys. Long story short, Osiris bangs Nepthys and in revenge Set conspires to murder Osiris with 72 accomplices.
I'm not kidding. The reason the number is, and in the text specifically states 72 is to do with the Egyptian concept of Ma'at. That is to say, the divine balance, principles of harmony and the natural laws that govern all things. Two, three, four, seven and their sums and multiples are significant in this regard. The 72 figure comes up in measurements taken at the Pyramids at Giza and such too. They were definitely on to something there because the pyramids align with the constellation of Orion, their true entrances facing due North while the Sphinx faces due East. During the Equinox, if you happen to be looking the way the sphinx is looking from behind it you will see the sun crowning the sphinx.
Bonus Armchair Egyptology: I also happened to learn that the name Tutankhamun actually is more of a title than a name. Since it means In The Image of Amun. Or more plainly: After his likeness.
Bonus Abrahamics: I suspect the story of Osiris and Set influenced the creators of the story of Cain and Able. Except in the Bible God favors Able because he does his sacrifices right and such and Cain kills him because he's mad at God for favoring Able over him.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-14 at 11:57 AM UTCFuys! Fuys!
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2020-09-14 at 12:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Guys… GUYS! You're not going to believe this i just found out where the 72 number comes from in relation to God, or Allah and such. It's from the Egyptian Mythos. Earliest reference i could find was in the story of the murder of Osiris, as you might know; Osiris is the king of the gods and his brother is Set. Osiris is rightfully king as his lineage traces back to Ra the primordial creator and god of the sun. As such he has primae noctis, which means he can bang whoever he wants even though he is married to Isis and his brother Set is married to Nepthys. Long story short, Osiris bangs Nepthys and in revenge Set conspires to murder Osiris with 72 accomplices.
I'm not kidding. The reason the number is, and in the text specifically states 72 is to do with the Egyptian concept of Ma'at. That is to say, the divine balance, principles of harmony and the natural laws that govern all things. Two, three, four, seven and their sums and multiples are significant in this regard. The 72 figure comes up in measurements taken at the Pyramids at Giza and such too. They were definitely on to something there because the pyramids align with the constellation of Orion, their true entrances facing due North while the Sphinx faces due East. During the Equinox, if you happen to be looking the way the sphinx is looking from behind it you will see the sun crowning the sphinx.
Bonus Armchair Egyptology: I also happened to learn that the name Tutankhamun actually is more of a title than a name. Since it means In The Image of Amun. Or more plainly: After his likeness.
Bonus Abrahamics: I suspect the story of Osiris and Set influenced the creators of the story of Cain and Able. Except in the Bible God favors Able because he does his sacrifices right and such and Cain kills him because he's mad at God for favoring Able over him.
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2020-09-14 at 12:43 PM UTCthere is no 72 ..its 9..and 9 is the number of the devil duh. lern 2 numerology
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2020-09-14 at 1:22 PM UTC
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2020-09-14 at 3:18 PM UTCthis is what played in my head when i woke up for no reason
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2020-09-14 at 11:51 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-15 at 1:09 AM UTCred bull gives you wings
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2020-09-15 at 1:16 AM UTC
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2020-09-15 at 1:25 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-15 at 3:50 AM UTCConsider the revolution on pause until Leslie gets his face sewn back together.
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2020-09-15 at 8:28 AM UTCPolice:
The Revolution:
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2020-09-15 at 8:18 PM UTCSomeone tweet my meam to Mark Dice
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2020-09-15 at 8:20 PM UTCLeave the URL bar in the screenshot
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2020-09-16 at 4:01 AM UTC
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2020-09-16 at 4:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1306025265290674177
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2020-09-16 at 4:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1306025265290674177
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2020-09-16 at 4:15 AM UTCif he didn't have a history of being a general shit I'd actually feel bad about how they appear to be using him
