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  1. #21
    Originally posted by Grylls

    lemme guess Thai lady boy?
  2. #22
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]




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  3. #23
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian

    Im always worried about people breaking into my house and looking inside my clothes dryer.
    Thank god I have this blueprint now.
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  4. #24
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by needBill Krozbydawgspam lemme guess Thai lady boy?

    Well, would you?
  5. #25
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls Well, would you?

    drown him in a hotel toilet?
  6. #26
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by aldra drown him in a hotel toilet?

    Nooooo

    Make sweet love to it

    Why have you not been killed by a drop bear yet?
  7. #27
    Originally posted by aldra drown him in a hotel toilet?

    stop diverting the train.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................................................................... (banned) the dryer one: thats not a trap. that grenade (if its even viable considering its age)is completely static…and the heat wont set it off.

    the shotgun one: wont work. the recoil will rip apart the duct tape and the projectile/s will fly in whatever random direction the duct tape tears in first.

    grenade with the pin attached to door knob: wont work. the door will pull the pin at an angle, the pin will bind in the fuse housing, and the string will break or it will yank the grenade off the wall. also its a nam-era grenade and might not even work.

    cartridge/shell in 'bamboo': wont work. the cartridge/shell isnt contained so the propellant detonation will be fireworks-tier and will just 'launch' the bullet/shot out virtually harmlessly.

    we thank you for your valuable anal-lysises.
  9. #29
    HTS highlight reel
  10. #30
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  11. #31
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by netstat edited for privacy

    I second this.
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  12. #32
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........................................................................ (banned) the best kind of anal.

    also…anyone that has ever pulled the pin from a hand grenade knows that it really isnt as easy as they show on TV. and no one is using their teeth. not teeth they want to keep, anyway

    but i saw it on tv.

    on topic :

    would be awesome to mod a grenade into this.

  13. #33
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but i saw it on tv.

    on topic :

    would be awesome to mod a grenade into this.


    Turning a fire extinguisher into a bomb and then having to start a fire hoping your target is the one to grab the extinguisher seems like a lot.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Turning a fire extinguisher into a bomb and then having to start a fire hoping your target is the one to grab the extinguisher seems like a lot.

    i transitioned from an arsonist to a bomber.
  15. #35
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Turning a fire extinguisher into a bomb and then having to start a fire hoping your target is the one to grab the extinguisher seems like a lot.

    Doesn't matter if you kill 'your target'. You don't even need a target personified. The point is; heroes die first. It's a little like when they blow up a car bomb and emergency services show up, and they blow them sky high as well. It's demoralizing.
  16. #36
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer......................................................................... (banned) ironically…one of my first successful bombs that i made at the tender young age of about 10 years old (back literally a century ago so long past a statute of limitations expiration) was a fire extinguisher filled with ammonium nitrate, aluminum powder, and a couple of other ingredients. that was back in the day when ammonium nitrate was sold in 50-lb bags at any hardware store and aluminum powder of any powder size could be ordered from chemical supply warehouses without the BATF-tards driving a tank into your living room to arrest you.

    it was buried in the dirt about two feet deep and left a crater about 20 feet wide and three or so feet deep.

    good times.

    10? Lol. Did your dad tell you to bury it? Honest question, i mean at 10 i was making fireworks out of other fireworks and setting fires. I don't think i had a conception of what shrapnel was 10.
  17. #37
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also if other ingredients means the end result was ammonal + nitromethane i'll flip my shit.
  18. #38
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer......................................................................... (banned) when i was younger than 10 we used to take apart fireworks we bought in north carolina (they were illegal in NYC) and re-assembling them into empty battery canisters using epoxy. we used ideas from WW2 and vietnam books we found in the library. one that was made out of 3 or 4 'mortar' shells blew up our wood play-table in our club-house. (it was a 6'x6' with 5' walls wooden kids house)

    Of course NYC would outlaw that, how the hell did the shell blow up? Also, fucking lol.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer......................................................................... (banned) it was buried in the dirt about two feet deep and left a crater about 20 feet wide and three or so feet deep.

    good times.

    i sense inconsistencies.

    crater width and depth seems disproportional.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer......................................................................... (banned) when i was younger than 10 we used to take apart fireworks we bought in north carolina (they were illegal in NYC) and re-assembling them into empty battery canisters using epoxy. we used ideas from WW2 and vietnam books we found in the library. one that was made out of 3 or 4 'mortar' shells blew up our wood play-table in our club-house. (it was a 6'x6' with 5' walls wooden kids house)

    who is this "we" ?

    10 year olds dont understand the cincept of legal/illegal. you must be taking orders from an older kid / uncle / uncles.
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