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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-09-12 at 7:29 AM UTCI got in an altercation at work and the woman called me white trash. lol. Some black women are on a whole other level.
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2020-09-12 at 8:12 AM UTCAnal drilling
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2020-09-12 at 8:27 AM UTCDEEP SEED ANAL RIG
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2020-09-12 at 8:37 AM UTCThe SHABBULB™ is certified to hide and reveal light with no risk of violating the laws of Shabbat since it does not affect electrical usage. Although LED light isn't considered "fire" in the halachik sense, the bulb itself is considered muktseh. The SHABBULB™ solves this issue by using a unique removable cover that permits the use of the lever on Shabbat and Yom Tov. It's important to note that the lamp itself may not be moved or turned on and off during Shabbat and Yom Tov.
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2020-09-12 at 8:45 AM UTCDude wtf is it about jedis trying to jedi their way around their own religion? Like why even adhere to a religion if youre just going to try to find loopholes around it? I dont get the point.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-12 at 8:47 AM UTC“I cant turn on a stove. But it doest count if its on a timer. GOD WILL NEVER KNOW. teehee.”
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2020-09-12 at 9:32 AM UTCThis is a $3 game on Steam. Skip to 2:00 for biglulz
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2020-09-12 at 12:25 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-12 at 12:26 PM UTCok boys we gotta.put in some work if were ever going to have an election themed TRT. Make TRT great again.
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2020-09-12 at 2:41 PM UTCImdoingmypart.gif
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2020-09-12 at 2:46 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-12 at 2:55 PM UTCjedis worship words first and foremost, and their own bloodline after that.
"God" is just an ancillary player, their local tribal deity (they aren't monotheistic, their god is just an extreme narcissist), and they will pray to other gods like Saturn as well. That's what the black cube tefilim thing they wear is for. -
2020-09-12 at 2:55 PM UTCdude these are the absolute best. Irish insults are golden
YE LOOK LYK A DOWNS SYNDRAM IN YAR FACE
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2020-09-12 at 3:11 PM UTC
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2020-09-12 at 9:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Dude wtf is it about jedis trying to jedi their way around their own religion? Like why even adhere to a religion if youre just going to try to find loopholes around it? I dont get the point.
Pretty much every religious person does this in some way. And thank fuck they do. Imagine if everyone was fundamentalists instead. -
2020-09-12 at 11:59 PM UTCJust use the Shaggy Defense to god
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2020-09-13 at 12:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Pretty much every religious person does this in some way. And thank fuck they do. Imagine if everyone was fundamentalists instead.
I just dont get the point. It wouldnt mean people needed to be fundamentalists. Itd just mean people would live more in line with whatever it is they actually believe, without the pretense.
Like i had a friend who was smoking crack and heroin every day, banging trannies and beating his wife. He was adamant that he was Catholic and hes come by all refreshed and dressed up on sunday afternoons to come get high. I always gave him shit. Absolutely fucking pointless. Like the people who are shit their entire lives and confess on their death beds so they can go to heaven- do they not think “God“ knows what theyre doing ? lol. -
2020-09-13 at 12:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I just dont get the point. It wouldnt mean people needed to be fundamentalists. Itd just mean people would live more in line with whatever it is they actually believe, without the pretense.
Like i had a friend who was smoking crack and heroin every day, banging trannies and beating his wife. He was adamant that he was Catholic and hes come by all refreshed and dressed up on sunday afternoons to come get high. I always gave him shit. Absolutely fucking pointless. Like the people who are shit their entire lives and confess on their death beds so they can go to heaven- do they not think “God“ knows what theyre doing ? lol.
Yeah. My gf is Catholic, but she's the worst Catholic on the planet. Well, that's probably not true but it gets the point across. I mean if i well and truly believed that Catholicism was the one true religion and i'd call myself a Catholic. i'd observe all the sacraments and rituals and whatnot. It's not like you're gambling with YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL. That's not to say Catholics should do anything because of the fear of Hell. but if you're going to live your life by a certain belief system, then do it properly, especially if you say you truly believe in the belief system. It's morals, it's values, it's commandments. It's Canonical Laws, even.
The problem is that people either don't have principles, or they don't understand their own religion very well. The charitable interpretation is the latter. And if that turns out to be true, then The Church itself is largely at fault. At least in my opinion.
I've mentioned this in the other TRT but i'd be a better Catholic than my gf if i were so inclined. Not because i am a better person but on technicality. However my view is that if God exists, you don't get to Heaven on technicality.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-13 at 12:47 AM UTCPretty much that. I imagine God isnt like a cool teacher thats going to let you avoid summer school with a D.
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2020-09-13 at 1:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Pretty much that. I imagine God isnt like a cool teacher thats going to let you avoid summer school with a D.
When God sees my D he's going to have to rethink the whole 72 virgins thing, if i ever end up martyring myself. Oh wait that's Islam.
On a serious note though, i'll tell you this much about Islam, muslims generally do understand their religion. Compared to Western Christians at least.
