Do you think Joseph watched Mary been shagged?

1. 2017-03-05 at 11:39 PM UTC

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   Hazza32 Houston
   removed
2. 2017-03-05 at 11:42 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Na God just wanted to be balls deep in a virgin.
   You know just because he loves us.
3. 2017-03-05 at 11:42 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Imaculent Conception.
   
   He seeded her. I doubt her hymen was even damaged. Her labor pains were long and fierce.
   
   And lastly.. He's God. that isn't cuck it's a blessing you liberal fascist. Don't push your beatnik bohemian lifestyle on us!
   
   
4. 2017-03-05 at 11:47 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Or even immaculate conception
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Narc
5. 2017-03-06 at 12:43 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Jesus I just want to be balls deep in anything.
6. 2017-03-06 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Anything female and not a cat.
7. 2017-03-06 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   She is called The Virgin Mary for a reason bro.
8. 2017-03-06 at 12:45 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Or a dog or anything not human.
9. 2017-03-06 at 12:47 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Sophie She is called The Virgin Mary for a reason bro.

   
   I kid you not God went balls deep.
10. 2017-03-06 at 12:47 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    And she liked it.
11. 2017-03-06 at 12:49 AM UTC

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    Hazza32 Houston
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12. 2017-03-06 at 12:49 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by AngryOnion I kid you not God went balls deep.

    
    Rid this thread of your blasphemous heresy.
13. 2017-03-06 at 12:51 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    ^^ dude she was 13 years old when God bannged her I thought you liked them young.
14. 2017-03-06 at 1 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by AngryOnion ^^ dude she was 13 years old when God bannged her I thought you liked them young.

    
    I do, and because God gave Mary a child at that age, it must be right and virtuous for me to impregnate tweens. From now on i want my usertitle to say: The Pious.
    
    Sophie The Pious, that's me.
15. 2017-03-06 at 1:09 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Woah. Where does it say she was 13?
16. 2017-03-06 at 2:48 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    https://bible.org/question/how-old-was-mary-when-she-had-jesus-ive-heard-she-was-between-12-and-14-years-age-bible
17. 2017-03-06 at 2:51 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Sophie I do, and because God gave Mary a child at that age, it must be right and virtuous for me to impregnate tweens. From now on i want my usertitle to say: The Pious.
    
    Sophie The Pious, that's me.

    
    LOL and for now you have to live with "Pedophile Tech Support"LOL.
18. 2017-03-06 at 4 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    unbelievable.
    
    you retards think that a work of fiction that is about 2000 years old can realistically place the age of a character, much less specific details and dates.
19. 2017-03-06 at 4:13 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^just because its fiction doesn't mean he isn't real.
20. 2017-03-06 at 4:16 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^just because its fiction doesn't mean he isn't real.

    
    just because it never happened doesnt mean its not fiction or that its fake news.