2017-03-05 at 11:42 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Na God just wanted to be balls deep in a virgin.
You know just because he loves us.
2017-03-05 at 11:42 PM UTC
Imaculent Conception.
He seeded her. I doubt her hymen was even damaged. Her labor pains were long and fierce.
And lastly.. He's God. that isn't cuck it's a blessing you liberal fascist. Don't push your beatnik bohemian lifestyle on us!
2017-03-05 at 11:47 PM UTC
Or even immaculate conception
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2017-03-06 at 12:43 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Jesus I just want to be balls deep in anything.
2017-03-06 at 12:44 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Anything female and not a cat.
2017-03-06 at 12:44 AM UTC
She is called The Virgin Mary for a reason bro.
2017-03-06 at 12:45 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Or a dog or anything not human.
2017-03-06 at 12:51 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
^^ dude she was 13 years old when God bannged her I thought you liked them young.
2017-03-06 at 1:09 AM UTC
Woah. Where does it say she was 13?
unbelievable.
you retards think that a work of fiction that is about 2000 years old can realistically place the age of a character, much less specific details and dates.
2017-03-06 at 4:13 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^just because its fiction doesn't mean he isn't real.