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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley Hi everyone. I miss all of you. I'm smoking shitty CBD weed and watching a lot of porn while I sip coffee and play WarZone on my PS4. I hope someone loves me.

    this sounds very lonely and unsatisfying. I Love you but not in THAT way. I hope you are more monotheistic now
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    On a lyfe n0et my woman is very pregnant and it is draining on her so I've been helping her with her son a lot, forgoing mucho dinero to help her and really just try to help her get over resentments she has against me. Been curving ho's so much it's made my dick crescent shaped. People from my past keep popping back into my life and I keep them at a distance. I've had police interactions lately and I need to be very careful. I've been acquiring some more assets too. Nobody wants money anymore, they just want stuff and I certainly just want a house onnalake no naybahs that I turn into a compound and basically if I'm still a free man a year from now I will likely have it. Moving in a few weeks into a heritage house around the corner from a place I had where the walls came down on me and there is a lotta negative voodoo associated with it. By around the corner I basically mean on the same block. I feel like God's testing me to write my wrongs and will smite me hard if I fuck up any of my tests. I'm so fucking blessed it's unreal but there is so much on my shoulders it's amazing I have any time at all. I have to spend a half hour a day just sitting in a vehicle by myself trying to get my head right. Might go back on concerta, a lotta people have been suggesting it in my life and it could be a good thing. Need to get off the pills too and some days that's easy and others it's damn near impossible. It's nice having the biggest struggle in my life be a struggle with prescription painkillers. White privilege m8s. I've also been listening to a lot of british music and also, as always hipster shit

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  4. Octavian motherfucker
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    No wonder the US has so many mass shootings.
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  5. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley Yep, having a cup of coffee right now while i fondle my flaccid weiner and smoke weed out of a metal straw I found in a starbucks.

    Hi Bradley did you convert to Islam like I suggested yet?
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Lol all the times you've posted how your life sucks and it's depressing lololol


    Don't project too hard

    Hey

    Yolo

    If you're life is awesome I hate you it means you have a perfect happy brain and no problems. I hate you.

    Lol.

    Sometimes I wonder what people do that are really happy. Bad sentence. What do really happy people do? I mean I've sort of adapted into a life of selfish happiness but I hate it in a way because what makes e happy is making other people happy but I'm sad sometimes a lot and the fuxking counselors and psychs kinda always say "well, you have to think about yourself first. Stop worrying about other people and just focus on yourself"

    But that doesn't address the fact that worrying about myself acknowledges how I want to worry about others. And then I worry about myself and ignore others and bad bad bad.

    Then I have to give them 100 dollars an hour to fucking tell me that in different words be every week.


    I'm saying this with not haven't seen a psychologist in almost 2 years. I dont even know. Fuck you.
  7. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Making some dank ass palak paneer, completely freehand (no recipe or measuring, just eyeballing it with pinches and pours). Should be done in under 12 more minutes.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just scrubbed my kitchen floor on my hands and knees popped a molly now I'm sweating
  9. i thought I scraped a hit of bong resin but it was electrical tape god damn that was nasty
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  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    LOAL.

    I'm smoking resin too because it's caked on the inside of my bowl stem and making it hard to draw. Shit is nasty but it gets me ripped.
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  11. likesmice Yung Blood
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey

    Yolo

    If you're life is awesome I hate you it means you have a perfect happy brain and no problems. I hate you.

    Lol.

    Sometimes I wonder what people do that are really happy. Bad sentence. What do really happy people do? I mean I've sort of adapted into a life of selfish happiness but I hate it in a way because what makes e happy is making other people happy but I'm sad sometimes a lot and the fuxking counselors and psychs kinda always say "well, you have to think about yourself first. Stop worrying about other people and just focus on yourself"

    But that doesn't address the fact that worrying about myself acknowledges how I want to worry about others. And then I worry about myself and ignore others and bad bad bad.

    Then I have to give them 100 dollars an hour to fucking tell me that in different words be every week.


    I'm saying this with not haven't seen a psychologist in almost 2 years. I dont even know. Fuck you.

    Go on...
  12. My ghetto baby potatoes

    1 tablespoon canola oil because thats all i have
    1 tsp rosemary
    1 tsp basil
    1 tsp marjoram
    2 tsp garlic powder
    a bunch of salt and pepper
    way too much cayenne and jalapeno 425f for 20 mins.

  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My ghetto baby potatoes

    1 tablespoon canola oil because thats all i have
    1 tsp rosemary
    1 tsp basil
    1 tsp marjoram
    2 tsp garlic powder
    a bunch of salt and pepper
    way too much cayenne and jalapeno 425f for 20 mins.


    needs more meth
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  14. i over season the potatoes instead of my dopamine receptors

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  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My ghetto baby potatoes

    1 tablespoon canola oil because thats all i have
    1 tsp rosemary
    1 tsp basil
    1 tsp marjoram
    2 tsp garlic powder
    a bunch of salt and pepper
    way too much cayenne and jalapeno 425f for 20 mins.


    Gay
  16. rosemary and cayenne is lit
  17. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey

    Yolo

    If you're life is awesome I hate you it means you have a perfect happy brain and no problems. I hate you.

    Lol.

    Sometimes I wonder what people do that are really happy. Bad sentence. What do really happy people do? I mean I've sort of adapted into a life of selfish happiness but I hate it in a way because what makes e happy is making other people happy but I'm sad sometimes a lot and the fuxking counselors and psychs kinda always say "well, you have to think about yourself first. Stop worrying about other people and just focus on yourself"

    But that doesn't address the fact that worrying about myself acknowledges how I want to worry about others. And then I worry about myself and ignore others and bad bad bad.

    Then I have to give them 100 dollars an hour to fucking tell me that in different words be every week.


    I'm saying this with not haven't seen a psychologist in almost 2 years. I dont even know. Fuck you.

    Awesome is hard to define, but I normally can't complain

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