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  1. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I used to buy weed from a guy with narcolepsy and he would fall asleep randomly on benches or at peoples house with a bunch of weed on him and lose it all over the place.

    Yeah and you would probably steal it all from him
  2. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra went to my brother's place to pick up some mushrooms and found a bag of meth someone left in the lobby.

    it's funny because his place is much nicer than mine, the lobby is actually locked and you need a card to get in

    They grow all over Australia. In my part of the world, you can trade them for literally anything.
  3. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo a couple months ago SWIM met up with a friend of his and gave him 100 dancing nose clams he was entrusted with driving an hour to deliver, then to return with the money. After we had went out separate ways he frantically called SWIM and said he did not have them, so they returned to the parking lot and theyhad met and foundthe obvious big bag of nose clams right there in a parking space outside a mall.

    SWIM reflected that in his yung ninjaish yout he would surely stab someone for half that but was now allowing idiots to drop that amount all willy nilly. Used to dream about finding a come up like that

    Most I'd seen someone 'drop' is just under two Jeezy.

    That's not a comeup. Wtf you smoking


    Even in Canada, you won't come up from that.hell even ounces, you gotta know what you're doing
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz They grow all over Australia. In my part of the world, you can trade them for literally anything.

    yeah I don't know enough about them to not fuck up and eat poisonous mushrooms
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nice, did you do a line?

    I put it aside, then my landlord said he wanted to send a valuer out so I ate it and spent the night cleaning the apartment
  6. Originally posted by Dissociator Yeah and you would probably steal it all from him

    No he would show up at midnight after I gave him the money at 12pm with no weed and I would have to wait until the next day when he finds it
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Most I'd seen someone 'drop' is just under two Jeezy.

    That's not a comeup. Wtf you smoking


    Even in Canada, you won't come up from that.hell even ounces, you gotta know what you're doing

    this post is far less decipherable than my intentionality obtuse post.

    "wtf you smoking"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I used to live thr halfway house life like shamby. I wish I was 15 years younger in a house with him. It's just a life. You're killing yourself and you've surpassed schplew
    . He would be proud. Do you have any family?
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I used to live thr halfway house life like shamby. I wish I was 15 years younger in a house with him. It's just a life. You're killing yourself and you've surpassed schplew
    . He would be proud. Do you have any family?

    His mother is literally worried out of her goddamn mind every day due to him.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Literally worried out of her goddamned mind.

    Draw a picture of that literal worry.

    I wonder what shamby mom looks like. What is her name. Her age. Her profession. Is she even alive? I guess I've never heard him talk about his parents, not that I can remember anyway.
  12. Originally posted by ORACLE His mother is literally worried out of her goddamn mind every day due to him.

    no, she used to hide his spice so he wouldn't smoke it all and freak out
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no, she used to hide his spice so he wouldn't smoke it all and freak out

    I bet she regrets that now. She should've just allowed him his spice then he wouldnt had to have resorted to huffing treadmill fluids and bee drills.
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no, she used to hide his spice so he wouldn't smoke it all and freak out

    That proves my point.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol being sploo's mom. She was Turkish for some reason. Imagine having sploo as your kid, haha. He didnt fuck up. You did.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    she probably smoked it all and that's why she's freaking out
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol being sploo's mom. She was Turkish for some reason. Imagine having sploo as your kid, haha. He didnt fuck up. You did.

    Literally a complete and total disappointment
  18. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo this post is far less decipherable than my intentionality obtuse post.

    "wtf you smoking"

    You're the same wigger alright. Coming up off bread crumbs eh

    More tall tales plz


    Edit, even if you're not the same retarded pathologically lying wigger, most you'd do with the money if you did manage to sell the shit you found despite being a perpetual fuckup is buy a bunch of cheese burgers and hookers
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Literally worried out of her goddamned mind.

    Draw a picture of that literal worry.

    I wonder what shamby mom looks like. What is her name. Her age. Her profession. Is she even alive? I guess I've never heard him talk about his parents, not that I can remember anyway.

  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER

    You think I'm not subscribed and liked eberh shamby video ever ? He gave me a call out that one time made me instantly feel cool lol. anyway he doesn't address his parent in that video . Torvalds. Its too late to poligize

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