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2020-08-03 at 6:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by A College Professor i will pay you 16 dollars if you hold it for me , dont sell it to anyone else, and ill call you at odd hours to ask you strange questions about the item. then i will haggle the price down and make sure you hold it for me. and then i have to check with my buddy uncle to make sure he thinks its a good deal. then ill see if sschmell will let me get it. make sure you hold the item for me dont sell it to anyone else i really want it
I was trying to buy a Sega Saturn off some dude on Offerup. He'd advertised it for $10 so I messaged him and said "I'll buy it"...after about 4 days of negotiation...mainly regarding where and when I could pick it up he finally said
"you're not going to hurt me are you?"
I said "What???"
he said "when we meet, you're not going to rob me or steal it??"
I said "umm it's $10..."
He said "Forget it, I don't trust you"
A week later he messaged me "Ok I think I'm ready to do this deal, can you meet me now at (address)".
Fucking lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-08-03 at 6:31 PM UTCsome peoples kids..
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2020-08-03 at 6:43 PM UTC
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2020-08-03 at 6:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was trying to buy a Sega Saturn off some dude on Offerup. He'd advertised it for $10 so I messaged him and said "I'll buy it"…after about 4 days of negotiation…mainly regarding where and when I could pick it up he finally said
"you're not going to hurt me are you?"
I said "What???"
he said "when we meet, you're not going to rob me or steal it??"
I said "umm it's $10…"
He said "Forget it, I don't trust you"
A week later he messaged me "Ok I think I'm ready to do this deal, can you meet me now at (address)".
Fucking lol.
shell wears the pants in the "family" he's not even allowed to get up from his little pillow for a glass of water at night unless he ask or else she will croack "ARNIE?! WHERE ARE YOU!? WHAT ARU DOING IN THE KITCHEN AGGIN!"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-08-03 at 10:09 PM UTC
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2020-08-03 at 10:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He wanted me to send him a PS2 for $15 after I mentioned having a few…I said I would for free if I could find all the hookups etc for one.
When I did a couple of days later I messaged him to say I had one ready for him
Rather than reply with thanks! he replied with "Does it have the stand? Does it have a multitap? can you throw in a dance mat?"
I said "no it's a pS2 with hookups and 1 controller"
He said "send it" (no address no thanks, no nothing)
A week later he messaged me "Did you send it yet? what's the tracking number :/ "
Fucking lol, some peoples kids.
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2020-08-03 at 10:40 PM UTC
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2020-08-04 at 12:31 AM UTCDon't send me anything.
I don't want anything from you guys except to know you are alive and well.
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2020-08-04 at 12:52 AM UTC
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2020-08-04 at 12:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He wanted me to send him a PS2 for $15 after I mentioned having a few…I said I would for free if I could find all the hookups etc for one.
When I did a couple of days later I messaged him to say I had one ready for him
Rather than reply with thanks! he replied with "Does it have the stand? Does it have a multitap? can you throw in a dance mat?"
I said "no it's a pS2 with hookups and 1 controller"
He said "send it" (no address no thanks, no nothing)
A week later he messaged me "Did you send it yet? what's the tracking number :/ "
Fucking lol, some peoples kids.
what a piece of shit.
