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  1. Originally posted by CASPER you and me would get along quite well then

  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Let's 'av it.

    nigga that's mine
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra that's what I heard initially as well but never actually saw anything corroborating it - maybe that's what the full bodycam footage shows.

    while his blood plasma level for fent was above the standard LD50, it wasn't THAT high; I'd expect it to be a lot higher if he ate a bag. MexicoMasturbator posted some stats that showed his plasma level was probably survivable if he had a tolerance which he almost certainly did

    My fent blood plasma levels are permanently above the LD50. Way back when i had to go get surgery before i could be scheduled in i was dying of pain so i got a morphine shot. That was nice but isn't the point of the story. They'd also taken my blood to find out if i was dying of sepsis or not(I wasn't) but i heard the anesthesiologist and surgeon argue with some ER nurses about morphine and fent and what the fuck they were doing. Little did they know i have chronic tolerance anyway, and had been taking fentanyl that i just had for the pain anyway. I mean i felt bad for the nurses but they could have given me five times the amount of morphine they'd given me and i'd still be ok. I'd be nodding, but chronic tolerance lets you do heroic amounts of opiates.

    Also, i wasn't about to tell them that i had just taken the fent, or did fent on a somewhat regular basis. Because when they jot that down in your medical records they'll throw a fucking fit even if you have to go get opiates for legit reasons. And really, i don't wanna break my arm one day and just get a tylenol nahmean?
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol

    was there a point to that post aside from bragging about your opioid tolerance
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  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra lol

    was there a point to that post aside from bragging about your opioid tolerance

    Wasn't even bragging. Just telling a story.
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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  7. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    im getting a deep swab today lord help me
  8. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    I'm tripping my nuts off right now. How are things?
  9. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by Sophie My fent blood plasma levels are permanently above the LD50. Way back when i had to go get surgery before i could be scheduled in i was dying of pain so i got a morphine shot. That was nice but isn't the point of the story. They'd also taken my blood to find out if i was dying of sepsis or not(I wasn't) but i heard the anesthesiologist and surgeon argue with some ER nurses about morphine and fent and what the fuck they were doing. Little did they know i have chronic tolerance anyway, and had been taking fentanyl that i just had for the pain anyway. I mean i felt bad for the nurses but they could have given me five times the amount of morphine they'd given me and i'd still be ok. I'd be nodding, but chronic tolerance lets you do heroic amounts of opiates.

    Also, i wasn't about to tell them that i had just taken the fent, or did fent on a somewhat regular basis. Because when they jot that down in your medical records they'll throw a fucking fit even if you have to go get opiates for legit reasons. And really, i don't wanna break my arm one day and just get a tylenol nahmean?

    When I was in the hospital a nurse was worried about giving me 10mg iv morphine. The surgeon laughed and told her I could handle a lot more than that. HM remembers I'm sure, the nurse's name was Aletta. Good nurse in a shithole hospital.
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I'm tripping my nuts off right now. How are things?

    new pics of hydro taking a dump please
  11. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    sudo groupdel sudo
  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra lol

    was there a point to that post aside from bragging about your opioid tolerance

    Lol.
  13. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Sophie Wasn't even bragging. Just telling a story.

    you ever watch the show "chopped' tha cooking show? hmm. gonna give you 4 ingredients k?..and you tell me a story and your story must INCLUDE ALL 4 ingredients kk?

    here you go...

    a golden fairy princess
    a COCKodile that sympathizes with BLM
    a box filled with assorted dead birds
    and finally a video showing Hitler didn't kill himself, enjoying a blow job from a jedi, and in fact lived at least another 50 years.
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  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Dregs you ever watch the show "chopped' tha cooking show? hmm. gonna give you 4 ingredients k?..and you tell me a story and your story must INCLUDE ALL 4 ingredients kk?

    here you go…

    a golden fairy princess
    a COCKodile that sympathizes with BLM
    a box filled with assorted dead birds
    and finally a video showing Hitler didn't kill himself, enjoying a blow job from a jedi, and in fact lived at least another 50 years.

    Do you really want me to tell you a story that includes those things? I can't promise you it will be entertaining or even funny. But if you really want to, i'll do my best.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Bump

    This thread died because Octavian's gay tryhard ass made it.

    I'm just blogging here because it'll get lost forever in the ether.

    Been angry af lately, pregnancy complications are stressful. I feel I'm surrounded by rat pieces of shit who just want to steal from me. I don't like or trust most people and am constantly disappointed. I'm doing too many pills and need to take a week to get off I think. Pain everyday. Instability everyday. Money everyday, literally the one thing I don't need. People seem to be really resentful towards me for things I was right about a while ago. I'm getting pretty hairy. I need to physically write more things down, I feel that would help. I fight sleep because the moments before my thoughts seem unmolested. Speaking of which, I've become hypervigilant of people being creepy towards kids and kinda want an excuse to inflict harm onnacreap.

    I might have to punish a longtime friend of mine for a serious transgression that really just hurts my feelings more than anything. People are such pieces of shit. I don't like the things I'm dealing with right now and the people around me. I like you guys tho, much Love faggots!

  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo Bump

    This thread died because Octavian's gay tryhard ass made it.

    I'm just blogging here because it'll get lost forever in the ether.

    Been angry af lately, pregnancy complications are stressful. I feel I'm surrounded by rat pieces of shit who just want to steal from me. I don't like or trust most people and am constantly disappointed. I'm doing too many pills and need to take a week to get off I think. Pain everyday. Instability everyday. Money everyday, literally the one thing I don't need. People seem to be really resentful towards me for things I was right about a while ago. I'm getting pretty hairy. I need to physically write more things down, I feel that would help. I fight sleep because the moments before my thoughts seem unmolested. Speaking of which, I've become hypervigilant of people being creepy towards kids and kinda want an excuse to inflict harm onnacreap.

    I might have to punish a longtime friend of mine for a serious transgression that really just hurts my feelings more than anything. People are such pieces of shit. I don't like the things I'm dealing with right now and the people around me. I like you guys tho, much Love faggots!


    You post one of these every few weeks.

    We get it. You have money and you have addiction issues, but have money, and want to hurt people. You also have money and want to die, DAMN YOU ADDICTION!

    Did you tell us you have money?
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  17. I took a bunch of benadryl yesterday and cooked a chicken upside down
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  18. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Blagz
  19. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Sophie Do you really want me to tell you a story that includes those things? I can't promise you it will be entertaining or even funny. But if you really want to, i'll do my best.

    I was totally being serious. Kinda offended now. Don't care if its funny or not I WANT(ED)A FUCKING STORY. Sorry lil edgy right now
  20. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Sudo Bump

    This thread died because Octavian's gay tryhard ass made it.

    I'm just blogging here because it'll get lost forever in the ether.

    Been angry af lately, pregnancy complications are stressful. I feel I'm surrounded by rat pieces of shit who just want to steal from me. I don't like or trust most people and am constantly disappointed. I'm doing too many pills and need to take a week to get off I think. Pain everyday. Instability everyday. Money everyday, literally the one thing I don't need. People seem to be really resentful towards me for things I was right about a while ago. I'm getting pretty hairy. I need to physically write more things down, I feel that would help. I fight sleep because the moments before my thoughts seem unmolested. Speaking of which, I've become hypervigilant of people being creepy towards kids and kinda want an excuse to inflict harm onnacreap.

    I might have to punish a longtime friend of mine for a serious transgression that really just hurts my feelings more than anything. People are such pieces of shit. I don't like the things I'm dealing with right now and the people around me. I like you guys tho, much Love faggots!


    Just go hunting for humans..Each one that suffers and disappears will slowly take all your pain away.

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