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1. 2017-03-01 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #1681
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Holy fuck I'm pouring sweat and everything is vibrating and the colors are bleeding and I can barely eat or walk. Holy fuck I am going to die.
2. 2017-03-01 at 11:14 PM UTC

   #1682
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol I got written up at work. Thought it was gonna be about drugs but its just something stupid instead.
   
   My boss says I seem depressed though lately.
3. 2017-03-02 at 1:29 AM UTC

   #1683
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Holy fuck I think I had a seizure last night. All I remember is eating like 20 pills, forgetting to eat dinner then waking up around midnight flailing around and trashed my bedroom, completely destroyed everything, I was in the kitchen for some reason?? Left all the lights on and passed out again. My mom woke me up on the couch I almost missed the bus I have no idea what the fuck happened. I ate 4 Coldaside already today and I feel nothing. Is this a dream?.

   
   This happened to me once but it was alcohol and meth
   
   My laptop is missing a key to forever remind me of it
4. 2017-03-02 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #1684
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have decided to stop taking CCC at work. I will now only take it after work lel.
5. 2017-03-02 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #1685
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   We got marble sized hail here lol
6. 2017-03-02 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #1686
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   nICE
7. 2017-03-02 at 1:41 AM UTC

   #1687
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll kill jedi
8. 2017-03-02 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #1688
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll kill jedi

   
   REPORTED TO THE ADL
9. 2017-03-02 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #1689
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thanks, Barack "Ishmael Goldstein" Obama
10. 2017-03-02 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #1690
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    oh you fucking bumped Lanny what gives you that right. WHAT I ASK!?
11. 2017-03-02 at 1:47 AM UTC

    #1691
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
12. 2017-03-02 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #1692
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    hey I'm at work.
13. 2017-03-02 at 2:19 AM UTC

    #1693
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No peasants allowed
14. 2017-03-02 at 2:23 AM UTC

    #1694
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    pos
15. 2017-03-02 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #1695
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    jus ejoy the buz
16. 2017-03-02 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #1696
    cerakote African Astronaut
    can we have a nsfw containment section please because i couldve got shitcanned for life if i wouldve opened trt anywhere other than siting on the shitter
17. 2017-03-02 at 3:46 AM UTC

    #1697
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    ya my nan gets fucn upset no swering no nauty stuff no rude words plz
18. 2017-03-02 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #1698
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    my whongus broke agaiun
19. 2017-03-02 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #1699
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by cerakote can we have a nsfw containment section please because i couldve got shitcanned for life if i wouldve opened trt anywhere other than siting on the shitter

    
    Very little of this site could be considered SFW and no way in hell am I going to try and enforce that. If you're in a situation where someone can read over your shoulder but not closely enough to read text, then I encourage you to disable image embedding and avatars.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sophie, 
    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2017-03-02 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #1700
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    also where do you work that you'd be fired for looking at NSFW content on your personal phone?