The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-06-23 at 5:50 AM UTC

   #3641
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   This made me laugh so hard
   
   
   

   ‘He just hit the K-Hole’

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   • aldra
2. 2020-06-23 at 6:49 AM UTC

   #3642
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   My table was called the K hole because people kept slamming their heads into it. We drew a swirly K on the corner where it happened the most
   
   
3. 2020-06-23 at 9:27 AM UTC

   #3643
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]

   Originally posted by mmQ It's definitely a double-bagger. Be safe my friend.

   
   i didn't click nor double clicked. i tripled...and i had internet issues for almost an hour. i robbed myself and beat myself up pretty good over it too. imagine that.
4. 2020-06-24 at 10:20 AM UTC

   #3644
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
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5. 2020-06-24 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #3645
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lmao.
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   • mmQ
6. 2020-06-24 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #3646
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   
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   • MexicanMasterRace
7. 2020-06-25 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #3647
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Im trying to make music again but its hard
8. 2020-06-25 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #3648
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Im trying to make music again but its hard

   
   wat kimd
   
   We never made anything :(
9. 2020-06-25 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #3649
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I know ableton was so frustrating. It still is. Spending like 2 hours trying to figure out how to warp a sample to dit a 4/4 time signature,
   . I dont even know music theory or half these dials.
   
   Everything i do is kinda hip hop or house bc i dont play instruments,
   
   but im chopping this song to sample.
   
   
10. 2020-06-25 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #3650
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by CASPER

    
    This is one of those things that I didnt know I needed but I absolutely needed. Thank you Jesus. And Casper.
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    • Sudo
11. 2020-06-25 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #3651
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Let me know when you need a harmonica solo
12. 2020-06-25 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #3652
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Let me know when you need a harmonica solo

    
    Now
13. 2020-06-25 at 3:26 PM UTC

    #3653
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
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14. 2020-06-25 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #3654
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you for delivering what §m£ÂgØL was unable to.
15. 2020-06-25 at 4:14 PM UTC

    #3655
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Now

    
    I was talking to Casper not you god I would never share my harmonica with you. Get in your lane.
16. 2020-06-25 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #3656
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I was talking to Casper not you god I would never share my harmonica with you. Get in your lane.

    
    You can burn in hell.
17. 2020-06-25 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #3657
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You can burn in hell.

    
    WOW. That was rude. I was willing to share my piano, ukulele, dulcimer, acoustic AND electric guitar with you. But fuck you, burn in hell.
18. 2020-06-25 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #3658
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace WOW. That was rude. I was willing to share my piano, ukulele, dulcimer, acoustic AND electric guitar with you. But fuck you, burn in hell.

    
    You need to go sit for a long long time in a room full of flames.
19. 2020-06-25 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #3659
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ room full of flames.

    
    wat>???
20. 2020-06-25 at 4:48 PM UTC

    #3660
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Turn your oven on to BROIL and go in it forever.
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