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Can you use chopsticks?

  1. #41
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    I'm a quarter Chinese so yes I can use chopsticks.
  2. #42
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi I'm a quarter Chinese so yes I can use chopsticks.

    No you're not you fuckin jedi nose faggot
  3. #43
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    You jelly, nigger boy?
  4. #44
    Originally posted by ORACLE I am. I am saltier than theatre popcorn.

    I went to watch The Dark Knight on opening weekend and they fucking ruined it. RUINED it. There was a group of Puerto Ricans right in front of me who sounded like an elephant trapped in a room with bubble wrap carpets.

    I don't actually mind people being loud in the movies.
  5. #45
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I don't actually mind people being loud in the movies.

    Seriously?

    Why would you let someone ruin a movie you paid to see?
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Grylls Seriously?

    Why would you let someone ruin a movie you paid to see?

    because he yes a masochist.
  7. #47
    yfw chop sticks aren't used for chopping.

    The actual chinese name for them is 白痴 which means "honorable wood" but for some reason the white colonialists made a connection between kung fu and small yellow people eating with sticks and called them "chopping sticks"
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Grylls Seriously?

    Why would you let someone ruin a movie you paid to see?

    IDK it takes a lot for me to be bothered by a person. They have to intentionally be an asshole to me. People gotta eat and if they get excited by a movie and start clapping or cheering its just pointless aggravation to get mad over it so I just let it go. I've worked jobs where I'm working hard as fuck and people are just sitting talking and I don't care. I try to keep my own little space in my head. I get along with basically everyone IRL for this reason. If someone says some shit I really don't like I just stop talking to them or talk to them as little as possible.

    I think I'm pretty good at blocking people out. If I'm somewhere where everyone annoys me I just stfu and escape into my head. People will say things to me and I won't hear it even if I'm right there. Everyone has selective hearing like this to a degree but I think I just turn it on more than most people. I'm used to being in my head anyway.
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  9. #49
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yfw chop sticks aren't used for chopping.

    The actual chinese name for them is 白痴 which means "honorable wood" but for some reason the white colonialists made a connection between kung fu and small yellow people eating with sticks and called them "chopping sticks"

    You kinda chop when you grab things tho. It's a 2 way chop. Chop. Chunk of noodles. Chop. Let me get that shrimp bitch in my mouth. Etc.

    I still haven't figured out how to clear my bowl with chopsticks though. Always some leftover in there that I have to basically stab out. I don't know how Asians do it.
  10. #50
    they gulp and slurp
  11. #51
    You're already an expert
  12. #52
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace IDK it takes a lot for me to be bothered by a person. They have to intentionally be an asshole to me. People gotta eat and if they get excited by a movie and start clapping or cheering its just pointless aggravation to get mad over it so I just let it go. I've worked jobs where I'm working hard as fuck and people are just sitting talking and I don't care. I try to keep my own little space in my head. I get along with basically everyone IRL for this reason. If someone says some shit I really don't like I just stop talking to them or talk to them as little as possible.

    I think I'm pretty good at blocking people out. If I'm somewhere where everyone annoys me I just stfu and escape into my head. People will say things to me and I won't hear it even if I'm right there. Everyone has selective hearing like this to a degree but I think I just turn it on more than most people. I'm used to being in my head anyway.

    it takes a lot of courage to admit one is a bets.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You kinda chop when you grab things tho. It's a 2 way chop. Chop. Chunk of noodles. Chop. Let me get that shrimp bitch in my mouth. Etc.

    I still haven't figured out how to clear my bowl with chopsticks though. Always some leftover in there that I have to basically stab out. I don't know how Asians do it.

    hold the bowl to your lips with one hand and scrap everything into your mouth with chopsticks in the other.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it takes a lot of courage to admit one is a bets.

    idk what that means study more english

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny hold the bowl to your lips with one hand and scrap everything into your mouth with chopsticks in the other.

    That's what I do. I think my bowls just aren't good for it though. I have to use the ends to knife it into my gullet. A more tapered bowl would probably help.

    I think westerners tend to have more 'soup bowls' which a spoon works just fine for. Not hard to scrape up rice with a spoon. But you can't reach it with chopsticks.
  15. #55
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I don't actually mind people being loud in the movies.

    I don't generally care but for certain films I don't need some nigga yelling "OOOOOOH SHIT" every time some suspenseful moment is building up.
  16. #56
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace IDK it takes a lot for me to be bothered by a person. They have to intentionally be an asshole to me. People gotta eat and if they get excited by a movie and start clapping or cheering its just pointless aggravation to get mad over it so I just let it go. I've worked jobs where I'm working hard as fuck and people are just sitting talking and I don't care. I try to keep my own little space in my head. I get along with basically everyone IRL for this reason. If someone says some shit I really don't like I just stop talking to them or talk to them as little as possible.

    I think I'm pretty good at blocking people out. If I'm somewhere where everyone annoys me I just stfu and escape into my head. People will say things to me and I won't hear it even if I'm right there. Everyone has selective hearing like this to a degree but I think I just turn it on more than most people. I'm used to being in my head anyway.

    Sounds like you're doing a lot of mental gymnastics to stay meek.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by ORACLE Sounds like you're doing a lot of mental gymnastics to stay meek.

    Yeah but at least I'm not getting pissed off at strangers in a movie theater and can actually enjoy the movie
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  19. #59
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace idk what that means study more english

    i mean beta.


    That's what I do. I think my bowls just aren't good for it though. I have to use the ends to knife it into my gullet. A more tapered bowl would probably help.

    I think westerners tend to have more 'soup bowls' which a spoon works just fine for. Not hard to scrape up rice with a spoon. But you can't reach it with chopsticks.

    it also have something to do with skull shape.

    eating from bowls are more suited for people with jutting maxilla and jaw.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i mean beta.




    it also have something to do with skull shape.

    eating from bowls are more suited for people with jutting maxilla and jaw.

    lol no
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