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Can you use chopsticks?

  1. #81
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ORACLE

    I'd certainly fear for my kids' safety if I saw a child diddler walking around, sure.

    Nice cosplay dude, is that your boyfriend?
  2. #82
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie Nice cosplay dude, is that your boyfriend?

    Nice instant retreat from e-tuff guy.
  3. #83
    Originally posted by ORACLE There's no amount of mental discipline that can silence literal sound. Saying "it doesn't matter" isn't the same thing as getting the full experience. It's just settling.

    Lol maybe for you.
  4. #84
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by ORACLE Nice instant retreat from e-tuff guy.

    Nah, i'm just trying to keep it inconsistent, like you always do when trying to get some sort of reaction out of me.
  5. #85
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    my grandparents had a clock like that for many years. hmm
  6. #86
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Dregs my grandparents had a clock like that for many years. hmm

    You mean a grandfather clock?
  7. #87
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol maybe for you.

    You cannot self-delude the sound waves into not interfering
  8. #88
    Originally posted by Sophie Teak is a type of wood right? I have ornamental silver ones, real silver. And my brother has a beautiful porcelain set.

    While not as expensive as Gold, i love silver, sterling silver is beautiful. I have a belt buckle made by a friend of mine who is a silver and gold smith.

    I have a silver tie clip as well, and most of my jewlery is silver. White gold is more beautiful than regular gold too IMO, but i only own a little bit of it compared to the silver i have. I love silver, have i told you how much i love silver?

    using silver for table wares is the most retarded shit humanity has ever done.

    silver is a good conductor, having them as fork and spoons and chopsticks is just planting heatsinks into your food.
  9. #89
    Originally posted by ORACLE You cannot self-delude the sound waves into not interfering

    It's called selective hearing nigga and its a well known phenomenon. Literally everyone does it, like I said. You can choose to pay attention or not. If you can't it probably means you're weak willed and don't have power over the direction of your own thoughts. I recommend LSD and meditation.
  10. #90
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Grylls You mean a grandfather clock?

    yessss fuckwit. hows your gf? heard she smelled dead fish and she is now dead fuck. you are nasty putting your vanilla cream up her cunt and asshole. you need help and to be locked up. chink killer.
  11. #91
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie Nah, i'm just trying to keep it inconsistent, like you always do when trying to get some sort of reaction out of me.

    ^Retard pedobabble that isn't even a coherent sentence
  12. #92
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace It's called selective hearing nigga and its a well known phenomenon. Literally everyone does it, like I said. You can choose to pay attention or not. If you can't it probably means you're weak willed and don't have power over the direction of your own thoughts. I recommend LSD and meditation.

    its called suffering in silence and my only question is whether you learnt it from your mom,

    or your dad ?
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  13. #93
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace It's called selective hearing nigga and its a well known phenomenon. Literally everyone does it, like I said. You can choose to pay attention or not. If you can't it probably means you're weak willed and don't have power over the direction of your own thoughts. I recommend LSD and meditation.

    That's not how sound works. You can pick what to pay attention to, not what enters your ear in 1 dimension of pressure over time.
  14. #94
    Originally posted by ORACLE That's not how sound works. You can pick what to pay attention to, not what enters your ear in 1 dimension of pressure over time.

    Yeah.. Exactly what I said nigger. I never said the sound doesn't reach your ears but if you don't pay attention, you don't hear it. You can block things out at will by focusing on something else.

    This is the difference between being a weak bitch that gets mad at strangers and someone who has a good time at the movies and doesnt even remember if people were talking or not.
  15. #95
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah.. Exactly what I said nigger. I never said the sound doesn't reach your ears but if you don't pay attention, you don't hear it. You can block things out at will by focusing on something else.

    This is the difference between being a weak bitch that gets mad at strangers and someone who has a good time at the movies and doesnt even remember if people were talking or not.

    No retard, pay attention: your eardrum picks up one thing, change in pressure. Your brain integrates this over time to create sound.

    The actual QUALITY of the sound entering your ear is being fucked up due to destructive interference of their waveforms.

    You cannot "pick out" the sound of the movie. You are hearing distorted audio, distorted with the sound of disgusting nigger beaner mouths crunching and munching extruded pop fucking corn and chimp hollering over RoboCop.

    You can choose to pay attention more to what little of the movie you can hear. Sure. Settle, like a bitch.
  16. #96
    Originally posted by ORACLE No retard, pay attention: your eardrum picks up one thing, change in pressure. Your brain integrates this over time to create sound.

    The actual QUALITY of the sound entering your ear is being fucked up due to destructive interference of their waveforms.

    You cannot "pick out" the sound of the movie. You are hearing distorted audio, distorted with the sound of disgusting nigger beaner mouths crunching and munching extruded pop fucking corn and chimp hollering over RoboCop.

    You can choose to pay attention more to what little of the movie you can hear. Sure. Settle, like a bitch.

  17. #97
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace



    Originally posted by ORACLE I am. I am saltier than theatre popcorn.

    I went to watch The Dark Knight on opening weekend and they fucking ruined it. RUINED it. There was a group of Puerto Ricans right in front of me who sounded like an elephant trapped in a room with bubble wrap carpets.
  18. #98
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi I'm a quarter Chinese so yes I can use chopsticks.

    Hahaha this fucking killed me
  19. #99
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Lmao oh Hiki
  20. A dumb occupation when there are much more efficient eating utensils available.
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