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Poll: Can you use chopsticks?

Can you use chopsticks?

  1. #1
    Curious to see how many can/can't. I can use them. I taught myself before going to Asia so I wouldn't embarrass myself in public. Now I use them anytime I eat noodles, like now. It's so much better. You can get a better mouthful than with a little bitch fork.
  2. #2
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    forks have more value than your entire existence. bow before them now spic.
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  3. #3
    didnt read
  4. #4
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    yeah totally on your mind 24/7 thanks kid
  5. #5
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace didnt read
  6. #6
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    its good to know a worthless spic dreams of being me 24/7
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    不 = DO NOT
    是 = YES


    thanks google translate
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  8. #8
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Yes, damnit now I want bulgogi and kimchi
  9. #9
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    With so much time overseas, they've been my primary utensil since 5 years old. I also always carry 9" teak. 2 pair.

    They are the only weapons you can legally take on any plane, and you have extremely lethal weapons on you at all time, in all cities.

    One can literally walk up and over an opponent if used correctly, and when using, it resembles wolverine a little in appearance, so that also makes them think twice before attacking.
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  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by aldra 不 = DO NOT
    是 = YES


    thanks google translate

    thanks aldra translate x
  11. #11
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I want bulgogi! I need to go to Atlanta.
  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I tried and failed a few times

    But my chink girl says she’ll try teach me
  13. #13
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls I tried and failed a few times

    But my chink girl says she’ll try teach me

    You will need them for bat soup.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty With so much time overseas, they've been my primary utensil since 5 years old. I also always carry 9" teak. 2 pair.

    They are the only weapons you can legally take on any plane, and you have extremely lethal weapons on you at all time, in all cities.

    One can literally walk up and over an opponent if used correctly, and when using, it resembles wolverine a little in appearance, so that also makes them think twice before attacking.

    I hadn't even thought of that. Good pair of steel chopsticks can probably cause some organ damage even if it doesn't pierce. Gonna look into getting a nice pair. All of mine are wood.
  15. #15
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Teak are very sharp, light, and extremely hard. They also have a decent base to go into your palm. Metal caused issues of slippage of blood for me with removal. Teak, not so much. It does slightly hurt some when you stab, but it goes WAAY into them. Put them in between your little and ring finger, and the other between your middle and point finger... also it helps to have thick callouses on your palms and fingers. Don't stab gingerly. Thrust lightning fast and thrust your shoulder and body at the last minute for max power. Your stance should be sideways to better observe and be a smaller target, and for better blocking, if it's a face off... Just work up to it, and maybe start with cardboard and work up to tougher things, like different grades and thicknesses of Styrofoam, or your hand will pay for your practice.
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  16. #16
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I prefer to use them for Bulgogi and kimchi
  17. #17
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I really miss good Kimchi. Chopsticks are good for just about everything though, with the exception of fluid type soup.
  18. #18
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    How did you get introduced to kimchi?
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Use them ? Anyone can use them.

    I can use them by throwing them away into the trash can where they belong.
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Garbage sticks they're called in America.
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