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  1. #21
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Tech claimed in another thread that she DIDN'T get her tits removed now. I called her out on it, but honestly she's way too immature to give a real response, so I don't know what her explanation was. Probably called me retarded and said breast cancer doesn't always mean you get your tits removed.

    Ahahahahahaha.



    You really need some self awareness before YOU call anyone immature.
  2. #22
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Tech claimed in another thread that she DIDN'T get her tits removed now. I called her out on it, but honestly she's way too immature to give a real response, so I don't know what her explanation was. Probably called me retarded and said breast cancer doesn't always mean you get your tits removed.

    Are you retarded
  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I think we need to see the tits in question.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by 🐿 Maybe they're just fucking each other by the computer okay? and lala accidentally smacks her titties on the keyboard etc.



    Ummmmmm...could you post a video showing that happening...for purely educational purposes only, of course.
  5. #25
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    This thread made my day... thanks!
  6. #26
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Can't even imagine having a fake wiener. What if it fell off and you're just staring at it on the floor?
  7. #27
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Or If it's real, and it falls off in the snow, and it melts the snow faster than you can dig to get it back... Sometimes dreams are weird that way. The dream sucked.
  8. #28
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Imagine that guy John Bobbit.. wakes up in excruciating pain to find his little Peter totally gone. She threw it out the window, too, so the police had to launch a search team for the penis, then they finally found it and had to put it on ice and rush the guy to the hospital to get it sewed back on. But even then, if he catches it on something it could just rip right off again and flop on the floor and lay there like a dead fish.
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is that a thing? Getting your dick caught on something?
  10. #30
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i dreamed my penis was a snake that bit me and i had to suck the poison out
  11. #31
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Is that a thing? Getting your dick caught on something?

    Let's say you're zipping up some tight jeans and your pecker falls off in the process.
  12. #32
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    My diamond cutter would slice through a pair of tight pants like a hot knife through butter
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Let's say you're zipping up some tight jeans and your pecker falls off in the process.

    I mean.. I have a normally attached standard size pean and aside from a few fucking painful zipper clips to the tip in my life I can't say I've ever come remotely close to somehow zipping my own dick right off. Especially if I had a sewed on penis I would imagine I'd be extra careful.
  14. #34
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Only in my dreams, I suppose.
  15. #35
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Only in my dreams, I suppose.

    what else do you dream about ;)
  16. #36
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Back off ya weird faggot. U don't know me.
  17. #37
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Back off ya weird faggot. U don't know me.

    I would like to get to know you.

    Perhaps over some olive garden sometime.
  18. #38
    Thread needs more pics here ill snapa photo of my latest creation
  19. #39

    Zoom in for Easter egg
  20. #40
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
    Zoom in for Easter egg

    your asshole is really big.

    my shits is like half of that.

    how many cocks have you had up your ass ?
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