2020-06-15 at 5:28 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I think we need to see the tits in question.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2020-06-15 at 5:48 PM UTC
This thread made my day... thanks!
2020-06-15 at 7:06 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Can't even imagine having a fake wiener. What if it fell off and you're just staring at it on the floor?
2020-06-15 at 9:19 PM UTC
Or If it's real, and it falls off in the snow, and it melts the snow faster than you can dig to get it back... Sometimes dreams are weird that way. The dream sucked.
2020-06-15 at 9:42 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Imagine that guy John Bobbit.. wakes up in excruciating pain to find his little Peter totally gone. She threw it out the window, too, so the police had to launch a search team for the penis, then they finally found it and had to put it on ice and rush the guy to the hospital to get it sewed back on. But even then, if he catches it on something it could just rip right off again and flop on the floor and lay there like a dead fish.
2020-06-15 at 9:46 PM UTC
Is that a thing? Getting your dick caught on something?
2020-06-15 at 9:47 PM UTC
i dreamed my penis was a snake that bit me and i had to suck the poison out
2020-06-15 at 9:52 PM UTC
My diamond cutter would slice through a pair of tight pants like a hot knife through butter
2020-06-15 at 9:58 PM UTC
Only in my dreams, I suppose.
2020-06-15 at 10:04 PM UTC
Back off ya weird faggot. U don't know me.
2020-06-15 at 10:14 PM UTC
Thread needs more pics here ill snapa photo of my latest creation