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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    there my boy
  2. Hey POLECAT how's the hemp looking?
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    looks kinda like weed
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no money in hemp unless you are the guy with the processor.
    now I am a high dolla painter,, it pays better than hemp
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    can't you just make oil
  6. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Revlon creme eye shadow
  7. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Massages have a biochemical response similar to sex. Oxytocin, lowered cortisol, dopamine and serotonin boosts, etc.

    And lol the professionals aren't that good. It takes less than a year to become a massage therapist and most of the certification process is just so that they have a code they have to stand by or be unable to work in the industry. (You know, like cops should have.) It's a weeding out process to make sure you don't get molested or injured during a massage. It doesn't mean they're any better than regular people.

    My girlfriend gives great massages and so do I. It works out. I certainly wouldn't fucking pay to have my back rubbed, wtf lol. Are you literally a soccer mom?

    You sound cheap and needy as fuck...needing feelings of affection from a massage...lololol I bet you tell every bitch (2) you've ever fucked "I love you!" after blowing your load...such a simp.
  8. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You sound cheap and needy as fuck…needing feelings of affection from a massage…lololol I bet you tell every bitch (2) you've ever fucked "I love you!" after blowing your load…such a simp.

    Cool fantasy. But I'm not the one seeking physical contact from strangers. You must be so deprived.
  9. Originally posted by POLECAT no money in hemp unless you are the guy with the processor.
    now I am a high dolla painter,, it pays better than hemp

    Idk about that. There are a lot of farms that sell direct online. The industry is fucking huge and booming. No money in hemp? Fucking please.

    I buy my delta-8 from a farm that ships out their own hemp for processing. They're making money hand over fist.
  10. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You must be so deprived.

    You spelled depraved wrong.
  11. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    polysporin

    pink eye keeps on coming back every few weeks/months

    jesus annoying shit. makes me very grouchy.
  12. Originally posted by Dregs polysporin

    pink eye keeps on coming back every few weeks/months

    jesus annoying shit. makes me very grouchy.

    stop pickin in your ass and then wiping your eyes.
  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You spelled depraved wrong.

    Fine. You must be so depraved and deprived.
  14. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i can't help it. my ass is very itchy at night but never in the day time. idk why either.
  15. Originally posted by Dregs i can't help it. my ass is very itchy at night but never in the day time. idk why either.


    You might have worms, worms actually migrate down from your lower intestine to your asshole at night to lay eggs...that's why it itches at night and not the day. Next time you poop take a close look at said deposit and see if you can see any tiny eggs in it or worm sections.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Oh cool a science project! anyone wanna look at my poop and stuffs? handle with care though or i want share anything with you fuckers again.
  17. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Actually mine is "ArtisANAL"…delicious.


    its not even artisan bread.

    iys 'artisanal style' bread.
  18. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its not even artisan bread.

    iys 'artisanal style' bread.

    I knew that wouldn't get passed you Vincent.
  19. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I knew that wouldn't get passed you Vincent.

    there must be some legal reasons for them to so.
  20. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there must be some legal reasons for them to so.

    Well that's exactly it calling it "style" means you are not actually saying it's artisanal bread...but the average gont in the store doesn't look that closely or comprehend the difference...they just thing "oh! this shit's artisanal, I'm getting that!"

    Obviously I'm aware of said scam as I mentioned it. The only reason I get it is because Aldi has basically 3 choices of white bread 80c cheap shit that falls apart when you pick it up and is near impossible to make a sandwich with, this one at $1.99 or Sourdough sliced for $3.69. Sourdough bread doesn't make nice sandwiches due to the sour taste.

    SO ARTISANAL STYLE IT IS!
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