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  1. Ah yes the Minneapolis Chicago Club
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why do rich people all have to wear those dumb tiny hats?
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  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by aldra

    lol jesus fuck
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Metal Gear Solid 6: Ass Eater
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  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    If the dumb bitch just crouched theyd have like 74% camoflage
  6. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    fucking hell i had my first DMT experience the other day and GOD DAMN. I was fully expecting to fuck it up cos i've never smoked anything from a crack pipe before. I got one big draw from a meager 10-15mg of deemz and that shit was beautiful. Had a nice afterglow the rest of the day and even the day after. What a substance. I'm glad i opted to acquire fair bit rather than just enough for a couple of trips.
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  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    do want
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ORACLE Metal Gear Solid 6: Ass Eater

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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Got a birthday card from the friend in prison. I guess they let him out a few months early for coronavirus. I dont think i feel any animosity anymore, but I just dont feel like seeing anyone. We were road dogs, not friends. We wouldve taken a bullet for each other but we also lied and fucked each other over. I guess hes out and working now. Part of me feels jealous. I wish i wouldve gone to prison or had some “moment” years ago before i wasted so much time and got so deep. Idk. Nice thought though. But i really dont know what to say, like with most people in my life. I havent even written back to my dad bc theres just nothing to say. Hes just a guy.
  10. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I thought they sold out?

    No they sell out of the chocolate cruller. There is always honey crullers and everyone hates them except Sudo and myself
  11. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency fucking hell i had my first DMT experience the other day and GOD DAMN. I was fully expecting to fuck it up cos i've never smoked anything from a crack pipe before. I got one big draw from a meager 10-15mg of deemz and that shit was beautiful. Had a nice afterglow the rest of the day and even the day after. What a substance. I'm glad i opted to acquire fair bit rather than just enough for a couple of trips.

    smoking from a meth pipe is better
  12. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency fucking hell i had my first DMT experience the other day and GOD DAMN. I was fully expecting to fuck it up cos i've never smoked anything from a crack pipe before. I got one big draw from a meager 10-15mg of deemz and that shit was beautiful. Had a nice afterglow the rest of the day and even the day after. What a substance. I'm glad i opted to acquire fair bit rather than just enough for a couple of trips.

    That shit is so clear headed. Probably the most surprising thing about it. You feel sober and aware, but at the same time you're entering a different realm and gaining all sorts of knowledge and awareness and mystery.

    Did you feel any entities? I've always had this motherly feline thing show itself to me, but I haven't done DMT in like 6 years.
  13. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace That shit is so clear headed. Probably the most surprising thing about it. You feel sober and aware, but at the same time you're entering a different realm and gaining all sorts of knowledge and awareness and mystery.

    Did you feel any entities? I've always had this motherly feline thing show itself to me, but I haven't done DMT in like 6 years.

    No i didn't sense any entities. Was just one pull off a babby dose though so not surprising. Yeah the clearheadedness really did take me by surprise. I suspected it would all be overwhelmingly confusing and kjnda scary but it was just pure fun and complete novelty. Had a bit of anxiety going into it thinking i'd maybe feel inclined to get up and fuck about like you see in Salvia videos but it wasn't like that all. Still think i should have someone around the next time I do it though, so i feel just a bit more safe taking a larger dose.
  14. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency No i didn't sense any entities. Was just one pull off a babby dose though so not surprising. Yeah the clearheadedness really did take me by surprise. I suspected it would all be overwhelmingly confusing and kjnda scary but it was just pure fun and complete novelty. Had a bit of anxiety going into it thinking i'd maybe feel inclined to get up and fuck about like you see in Salvia videos but it wasn't like that all. Still think i should have someone around the next time I do it though, so i feel just a bit more safe taking a larger dose.

    I would have someone around for it. I have gone full scream on DMT before. Thankfully I was on a giant mattress or I'd have probably flailed into some stuff. Scared the shit out of my friends but I had a fantastic trip. Was not fun to come out it with the looks on their faces though, they were so concerned. Then my friend's grandma flushed the DMT.

    Almost forgot she did that. Bitch. I took acid with that woman and lit syncan foils for her.
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Man DMT is the titties. I went into "the grid" one time, at what felt like rocket speeds, accelerating into a fractal canopy that shattered into the fragments of all existence.
  16. Not the same thing but on MXE once I was browsing zoklet on my laptop and lost consciousness. Ended up going into the internet and getting lost. Went through a bunch of tubes of light (at rocket speeds). Then probably some other stuff happened but the next thing I remember is flying over my body in bed and feeling like I was looking at a total stranger. Flew around my house and eventually went over my neighborhood. Woke up with helicopter blades slicing my brain and still so fucked up I could barely walk. I remember stumbling like a toddler trying to keep upright and managed to drink a bowl of soup through a straw, laying sideways on the couch, and watching FLCL wondering what the fuck was going on with reality.
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I just got crushed to goo underneath a giant stone block, and then a blinding beam of light obliterated my goo and I was turned into particles that floated through time and space. I wasnt a person anymore and no one knew I was there which made me really lonely but then I saw other people living life and i realized that life is also my life so it's stupid to be sad.
  18. Nooone else felt any entities? I thought it was fairly ubiquitous. I've had my cat deity there every DMT trip. Always filled me with a sense of loving and guidance. The first time I saw her she appeared out of the gears of the universe and zoomed me in from the landscape I was in until her, I, and the universe were all one.
  19. Headspin Houston
    I've only had one dmt experience and it was really positive. There was this foliage with it sprayed on called changa around here like 9 years ago. I'm pretty certain that was dmt, the effects couldn't have been anything else I know of.

    Also, happy birthday CASPER?
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Happy birthday Casper, hope you had a great day.
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