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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That's just the calm before the storm. The eye of the hurricane, if you will.
  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Did we trigger you so bad you had to leaf the forum

    oh man I was so triggered I started beating myself with a crow bar. lol


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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Wariat suffered the same fate and finally surrendered and was defeated by that tree in the park that was always giving him trouble
  4. Originally posted by Narc I mean you clearly missed the part where I stated how its improved a lot over the last few days. 3 days ago there was a clear red area encircling it, yellow watery shit running out of it constantly and you could feel definitive heat from that area that was way warmer than normal body heat. Now its clearly starting to mostly scab over again, is normal temp and the red has mostly disappeared.

    Will prolly have another dent in my shin tho, like the smaller one below it i've had for years from a similar but smaller wound when i was about 20 or something.You can see it in the pic 2 or 3 inches below the current wound.


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    Lol you don't know how infections work.

    That's fine I hope you lose the leg like hydro did.
  5. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Narc I mean you clearly missed the part where I stated how its improved a lot over the last few days. 3 days ago there was a clear red area encircling it, yellow watery shit running out of it constantly and you could feel definitive heat from that area that was way warmer than normal body heat. Now its clearly starting to mostly scab over again, is normal temp and the red has mostly disappeared.

    Will prolly have another dent in my shin tho, like the smaller one below it i've had for years from a similar but smaller wound when i was about 20 or something.You can see it in the pic 2 or 3 inches below the current wound.


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    i didn't read the thread, did you get an abscess or something from shooting dope? my buddy had to go to the hospital twice with severe infections from that.
  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lol you don't know how infections work.

    That's fine I hope you lose the leg like hydro did.

    why would you want someone to lose their leg? pretty mean thing to say. are you drunk again?
  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Well Bill Krozby you'd need to read the fred coz I ain't going over it all again just for you being too lazy.


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  8. Originally posted by Bill Krozby why would you want someone to lose their leg? pretty mean thing to say. are you drunk again?

    I'm a big fan of pirates cause they always got that booty
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I was a professional boxer at 13. I could take down a guy three times my size in a matter of literally seconds. Every shot I gave, especially the first one, was enough to almost take the head right off. I got so many knockouts in as a kid it was like magic. Nobody fucked with me, and if they did, they'd soon find out the hard way. But I didn't have the attitude at all. Quiet, well-spoken, well-mannered, but when I was in the right, look out. Never lost a fight in my life, to this day. Fights have always been my specialty. I've probably been in over two thousand fights. Got my head rocked a few times, especially with those short, stocky lefties, but as I said, I've never lost a fight. I'm built to last, and I'm lightning fast. When I hit you, you don't even see it, until you see the stars. Even at my current age, I know I can take practically anyone in my vicinity, no matter how big they are. In fact, I've found the bigger they are, the easier they are. They have the weight and muscle, but they lose on speed, and if you can manage your speed and accuracy to 100%, like me, they don't even stand a chance.

    I just wanted to quote this even though other people already did. I Love You
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  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Narc Had another run in with those two a couple of days ago. Long story short they appeared behind me just as I was about 100 yards from home, she started gobbing off about wanting the rest of her shit back. I just said you know what you gotta do, bring my shit back and you can have it. Then I just went up through my door and left them both outside. I got up into my apartment and I heard a crash downstairs, I grabbed this bottle and shit and went out my door and he was charging up the stairs with his top off, he must have bounced the front door thru and got in the building. I was above him and literally drenched him with a squirty bottle I'd filled with acetone nail varnish remover, and I had one of those big long bbq lighter things, like a long lighter with a trigger type thing. He turned straight round and dashes out screaming "He just sprayed me with fucking acid", lol. I chased him down to the front door and said "that's acetone you dumb cunt, come in here now and I'll light you up like fucking guy fawkes". He stood there screaming "Your fucking dead" over and over.

    Some people clearly don't know when to cut their losses and move on. I blame her tho, that weren't about the junk she left in my place. I would have sold it but you couldn't even get a tenner for it. Its like a hair dryer and some old clothes and a few dumb bell weights and a bar, that's all it is. She just wanted to start some shit thinking she could just send her attack dog in after me. The dude could be in the serious burns ward right now with 3rd degree burns, that's how much she cares about him. He's just a dumb young fool who fallen for the wrong bitch is all.

    Oh yeah that was it, she was gobbing off about going to the police about those pics I took of her, you know the ones she clearly posed for? fucking lololll. This is like a whole other level of dumb bitch. He's up in court in about 2 weeks an all, he seems pretty certain he's going back to jail for whatever the fuck he's up for. She clearly doesn't think too far ahead.


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    lol. You guys have to defend yourselfves with squirt guns and nail polish.

    In my beloved country hed have been gurgling at the bottom of the stairs and you couldve tossed a kitchen knife down there before the neighbors called it in.
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  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Narc I mean you clearly missed the part where I stated how its improved a lot over the last few days. 3 days ago there was a clear red area encircling it, yellow watery shit running out of it constantly and you could feel definitive heat from that area that was way warmer than normal body heat. Now its clearly starting to mostly scab over again, is normal temp and the red has mostly disappeared.

    Will prolly have another dent in my shin tho, like the smaller one below it i've had for years from a similar but smaller wound when i was about 20 or something.You can see it in the pic 2 or 3 inches below the current wound.


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    Its a giant open wound. It can get reinfected at any time. It shouldve been cleaned, properly irrigated, packed with gauze and then put you on 4 weeks amoxicillin or something. Youre really not doing yourself any favors by not taking something.

    On the upside, now you and Oct some something in common- being beaten with blunt objects.
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  12. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    aren't you like in your 70's-80's Narc? shouldn't be just shriveling up in a retirement home...or od'ing on something somewhere where a whole or rock are near by than some kiddies you raped can smash yo brains in?? dump ya in aditch

    or i'm confusing you with someone else...? hmmm well maybe sorry for posting all that if i get the wrong fella
  13. That's quite a story, thank you for sharing.
  14. Originally posted by CASPER Its a giant open wound. It can get reinfected at any time. It shouldve been cleaned, properly irrigated, packed with gauze and then put you on 4 weeks amoxicillin or something. Youre really not doing yourself any favors by not taking something.

    On the upside, now you and Oct some something in common- being beaten with blunt objects.

    Seriously, that wound is bad. It needs to be taken care of.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Just pour whiskey on it every few hours.
  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER lol. You guys have to defend yourselfves with squirt guns and nail polish.

    In my beloved country hed have been gurgling at the bottom of the stairs and you couldve tossed a kitchen knife down there before the neighbors called it in.

    Yeah but then I get to live in a country where I've never really needed a gun to defend myself. In all my years fucking about doing crazy illegal shit I only been shot at twice. The first time I was about 14 and in some woods on private land and the gamekeeper fired over our heads, we just ran off and told the story to our pals like it was this huge deal at the time, but it wasn't. The second time a guy came out shooting a handgun at my car and I was quick enough to start the car and gtfo. I had some bullet holes in the car but he was clearly a bad shot, he was a good 50 yards away anyway, I saw him in the mirror because he came through a gate behind me and it squeaked as he opened it. I saw him coming with the gun before he even started shooting. So I was quickly out of there.

    For the vast majority, over 99% of people live their entire lives in this country never having needing a gun to defend themselves.

    The acetone was very very effective to be fair. It stopped him in his tracks and got him the fuck out of my house and no law enforcement were ever involved. To be honest I'm glad he made the right choice, I didn't really want to light him up. It would have been a lot of shit and attention drawn to me that I don't need and he's just a dumb young idiot who's fallen for the wrong bitch.


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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I prefer to use a concentrated lye solution and aim for the eyes.
  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    How you guys think its looking compared to the other day?

    I think its improving for sure, but not as quick as I'd like. Keep putting antiseptic cream is kinda keeping it too damp and preventing it scabbing up properly so I've started using it less now. You can see the edges are scabbing, but it keeps itching like fuck as it scabs up too, makes you want to scratch the shit out of it as its so annoying.




    BTW, the building next door to mine just had scaffolding put up this morning and right outside my window is the roof of the bay window downstairs so I sprayed the whole roof with WD40. There is quite a jump from the scaffolding really, but I'm not taking chances with idiots, they tend to be unpredictable, especially when drunk.

    The dude was walking past the other day drunk, he was shouting up to my window but I couldn't tell what he was saying but could tell he was slurring. I looked out for a moment and he went walking off with his hands in the air kinda like half walking half doing this weird dance thing with his arms in the air. A few seconds after I let the curtain close I heard him fall over a wheelie bin, lol.


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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I prefer to use a concentrated lye solution and aim for the eyes.

    Yeah but that involves an ambulance being called with pigs pretty soon behind them, if not before. Then you getting asked all sorts of questions about what went down and why. You can bet your life they're not gonna say nothing and get painted the bad guys so they'll tell them everything to portray you as the monster in the story. If you got drugs involved then that's coming out for sure.


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  20. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Narc


    Much much better. Gotta admit you did a good job with itπŸ‘πŸ»
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