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  1. #61
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It happened, kid.

    you guess it happened.
  2. #62
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you guess it happened.

    That didn't scare me.
  3. #63
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL At one point, all my knuckles on both hands had a bunch of hairline fractures all over them, from knocking in so many heads. My knees were getting the same way, my elbows were getting soft and sore. Basically, my whole body started to display a lot of internal damage. I'd take on three guys in the parking lot at once and stagger away bloodied and ragged, but they'd all be laying out dead to the world. I always made sure. Laying there with just the whites of their eyes looking up to the sky. Went up against guys with weapons, guns, knives, clubs, chairs, you name it. I'm very good at disarming an opponent, and then they get it all the harder and longer.

    There was this one guy, though, I guess I was in my late 20's. I had him in a vice grip headlock of steel, there was no way he could break that hold, and I wailed on his face and head with my other fist for what seemed like a half hour. I delivered so many brutal shots right to his head, and he still wouldn't go lights out. I finally let go of him altogether and laid a series of my best shots straight to his head, front, sides, uppercuts, hooks, everything, and the damned bastard was still standing there with this dopey half smile. I couldn't believe it! I had never seen such a thing. I grabbed him by the head in both hands and slammed his full face right into my knee, and he just waddled backward after and just stood there looking dopey again, slightly swaying from side to side, but still didn't go down. His teeth were all smashed, his nose was ripped open, his lips were split right up the middles, a chunk of his ear was missing, blood running down his head, but still standing. Right there I thought must be losing it.

    So I grabbed him in a headlock again and started nailing shots straight to his head as hard as I possibly could, and he STILL wouldn't drop. I was like, I can't believe this shit! Then my friend said "just leave him", and I still gave him at least ten more measured shots straight to the side and back and front of his head, just drilling shots in, but he was still grunting and squirming around a bit and still had legs under him. So I finally gave up and just took my friend's advice, because he was right - this guy was never going down, unless you actually dismembered his body, and even then, I'd bet the parts would still have been moving around.

    Spectral the annihilator
  4. #64
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I was the only English guy in a French High School. I had to fight Frenchmen much bigger than me every day, and I beat them all.
  5. #65
    I was the swiss cheese in a Reuben once
  6. #66
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I once hit a guy so hard with an under right hook that he flew feet off the ground and landed ass end in a flower garden.
  7. #67
    Octavian motherfucker
    I remember my first beer.
  8. #68
    I once became a hooker for an entire evening and Roxanne by The Police played in my head non stop the entire time.

    I felt so empowered.
  9. #69
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I used to drink whiskey straight up out of the bottle.
  10. #70
    Octavian motherfucker
    I'm done with spirits, they make me go crazy. Started drinking white wine as it's lower %
  11. #71
    Huffing paint thinner is like smoking crack while really drunk

    Or as we call it here the hat trick.
  12. #72
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    That's the hole in my shin 3 weeks after it happened. That's just taken now, this morning, after cleaning all the gunk out and rubbing more cream into it.




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  13. #73
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    That's how it looked just a few days after it happened




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  14. #74
    Technologist victim of incest
    Looks infected.
  15. #75
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Technologist Looks infected.

    It is, was worse a few days ago. The red patch surrounding it was a lot redder and you could even feel the heat around that area. It is actually healing up pretty well now believe it or not.

    This is the blood you can see on the crow bar, I didn't realize until after I pulled the scab off and saw how deep the gash was in my shin that they'd hit my leg with the claw side. Then I looked at the crow bar and saw the dried blood around the claw.



    I've literally documented everything about what happened. I'm not going to go the police route, but if I did turn up as a corpse I've made sure those fuckers will be suspects number 1.


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  16. #76
    Technologist victim of incest
    Have you been using any kind of antibacterial or antibiotic? Red and hot is not good. That infection won’t just go away without some outside intervention. Who knows what might have been on that crowbar that is now in your leg.

    Just some friendly advise.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #77
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Yeah like I said it was a lot worse a few days ago. There's no heat around the area now and its a lot less red surrounding it so infection is definitely clearing up now. Been cleaning it out every few hours and rubbing antiseptic cream into it. If you look closely at the pic you can see I've just rubbed the white cream in and around it.


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  18. #78
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Narc Yeah like I said it was a lot worse a few days ago. There's no heat around the area now and its a lot less red surrounding it so infection is definitely clearing up now. Been cleaning it out every few hours and rubbing antiseptic cream into it. If you look closely at the pic you can see I've just rubbed the white cream in and around it.


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    I thought that was puss, so it’s the cream? Good.
    It does look better, but the depth of that wound scares me.

    Just my medical mind at work. We’ve treated people’s wounds that aren’t near that size.
  19. #79
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Yeah its cool I've treated my wounds plenty of times over the years. I did show it to my pharmacist after the scab came off and he just advised keeping it clean and using antibac. He said if it got worse then go to docs, but its definitely looking better. I never took any pics the other day else i could of showed you. There was this watery yellowish liquid constantly streaming out, every half hour or so I would see another load of it running down my leg from the wound, I was constantly wiping it up for 2 days. That's pretty much stopped altogether now. It tends to be a bit yellowish looking gunk when I clean it out now, but I think that's where its mixing with the white antiseptic cream as well.


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  20. #80
    Technologist victim of incest
    Good. Glad it’s getting better. If the red spreads, has streaking, and is hot; or if you run a fever, get yo ass to the hospital. You seem to have it under control. Just don’t want you getting septic.
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