2020-06-05 at 3:01 PM UTC
We don’t have many snails around here, if so they’re those tiny ones. Mainly we have slugs that give me the heebie jeebies!
2020-06-05 at 3:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian
Who likes short shorts?
I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.
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2020-06-05 at 3:02 PM UTC
I have huge legs so they're quite tight
2020-06-05 at 3:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian
I have huge legs so they're quite tight
When I was in highschool the sex ed teacher mentioned how tight pants can make your balls hot and reduce sperm count
I had bright ass tight white jeans and everybody in the fucking room turned to look at me lol.
So watch those balls mang. I want a full load in my mouth not a snack
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2020-06-05 at 3:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.
My Rattata's looking awesome! ... It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of all Rattata
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2020-06-05 at 5:25 PM UTC
When i was growing a poppy field in my parent's backyard the snails would like to come and chew on the poppy leaves and it would hamper the plant's growth and health obviously. So one day, i took a hike to the local ornamental plant store or whatever that's called and i told the guy at the counter i'd have a kilo of his finest snail poison. And so i got it. Then i went to the garden and carpet bombed every square inch with snail poison pellets.
Next day, it was a fucking massacre. The fine snail poison i had bought had a lure in it. Something that snails find tasty, and i had spread so much around the entire garden that all the snails in a 10 mile radius had come to enjoy the feast. I put on my shoes, and if i were a blind man i would have asked whether it had snowed the night before the ground was so crunchy.
Ever seen a sea shore full of sea shells? Well, it was kind of like that. But not on the shore and with land shells. I genocided those snails, and i genocided their younglings. And i genocided the entire neighborhood and i felt nothing. Only surprise at the potency of my weapon.
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2020-06-05 at 6:43 PM UTC
That last part made me smile.
2020-06-05 at 7:19 PM UTC
GARDENING! It's good for the soul.
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2020-06-05 at 7:45 PM UTC
I garden (in pots on my balcony anyway) but I just use copper rings rather than salt or poison. They cannot get on the plants if you just keep a copper ring around wherever they have to get to the plant from. I just put copper tape under the rim of the pot, on the outside. They can't crawl in and just fuck off.
2020-06-05 at 9:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian
Who likes short shorts?
You dont get to claim tits anymore you flat chested faggot. Cut your goddamn hair.
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2020-06-05 at 10:32 PM UTC
Nice mosquito nips, notits
I can hardly see ur areolas from across the street what a loser
2020-06-05 at 10:48 PM UTC
Urgh don't remind me. I'll take a close up untensing. Ski slope nipple. I have to go for a mamogram or w.e it's called on the 10th. Will film it getting drained. I'm thinking it's a surgery job which I seriously cannot be arsed with.
2020-06-05 at 10:49 PM UTC
theyre gunna milk u mmmmm
2020-06-05 at 11:10 PM UTC
Gynecomastia boys REPRESENT
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2020-06-06 at 5:30 AM UTC
My nipples look like i could nurse children if i trimmed back the hair
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2020-06-06 at 5:45 AM UTC
Eggs!
Mq get in here fam .. eggs!
Lol
