2020-06-04 at 6:50 AM UTC
Sup big guy? Been awhile.
Not much. My mental health has deteriorated that's about it. How about you?
2020-06-04 at 7:06 AM UTC
Nothing to write home about. Just contributing in one of the shortest threads ever. Trying to boost up these rookie numbers.
2020-06-04 at 7:14 AM UTC
Duplicate of your last post.
2020-06-04 at 7:20 AM UTC
I understand. I usually dont poast in this thread. I'm a bad story teller.
2020-06-04 at 7:53 AM UTC
So you’re not gonna lead the expedition?
2020-06-04 at 7:59 AM UTC
I'm more of a follower, you know that. Im really good at it too. Instruct me and I'll do a good job usually.
2020-06-04 at 8:18 AM UTC
Oh I see. I got a job for you. Lead the scouting party.
2020-06-04 at 8:26 AM UTC
Pretty simple operation, just post this thread in all the other popular threads. Say this one is the best, and the longest. So simple a monkey could do it. You’re not calling me a monkey, are you?
2020-06-04 at 8:32 AM UTC
Oh that sounds boring. Unless you pay me.
2020-06-04 at 8:47 AM UTC
What, all the sudden 100% custom lolcats aren’t good enough for you? Sure, they’ve been free all along, but this is starting to feel a little one sided. You gotta spend money to make money man. You can’t expect to just waltz into this operation and demand a cut of the profits.
2020-06-04 at 9:12 AM UTC
We need to address the issue of lolcat inflation. Go back a d start deleting them, or create a new split lelcat currency
2020-06-04 at 9:22 AM UTC
I got out of jail, like not the way where you get bailed out, the way where you literally finish your time and they buzz your little cell intercom and say "Wren?" and you say as you wake up from an afternoon snooze, "w..what? Yeah? What?"
And they say "pack up your shit you're getting released." And you get a smile and a bounce to your step and everyone else starts looking at you with a hint of disdain because you're getting out of jail and they arent.
You pack up all your shit willy nilly. Just kinda throw it all into a bag because who cares. Sling it over your shoulder and walk to the EXIT with a guard escorting you. You, the guy who is getting out of jail.
But rewind three minutes to where you're sitting in the cell with all your whatevers packed into the bag and ready to go and they buzz you one more time.
"Wren? You still there? Bad news dude.. they forgot to check you for warrants and it turns out you have a hold up in grand forks so, yeah, you're not going anywhere."
That might be one of the shittiest feelings in the world.
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2020-06-04 at 9:25 AM UTC
What the fuck? Why did I type that in 2nd person? Or 1rst person. 1rst. Heh. What person is that ? I meant it to be me because it was one time
