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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nor are Americans…or Mexicans.

    Burgers, fries, hotdogs, rice, beans…

    Mexicans are known by the Americans, and literally everybody loves burgers and hotdogs.
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get a Vinadloo down your gullet and then salsa is as bland as your mom's handjobs.

    Vindaloo*
  3. Originally posted by ORACLE Mexicans are known by the Americans, and literally everybody loves burgers and hotdogs.

    Yes most gonts have bland palates...which was my point.
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes most gonts have bland palates…which was my point.

    Nah the British stand out in having poor taste. Just look at your cuisine. You have like one good dish. Even Chicken Tikka Masala is a fake ass Indian ripoff.
  5. Originally posted by ORACLE Nah the British stand out in having poor taste. Just look at your cuisine. You have like one good dish. Even Chicken Tikka Masala is a fake ass Indian ripoff.

    Americans don't have any dishes of their own lol

    "American as apple pie"...um apple pie has been around a lot longer than USA has...Hamburgers, not American, Hotdogs, not American...Pizza...not American etc.

    Fucking lol
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Americans don't have any dishes of their own lol

    "American as apple pie"…um apple pie has been around a lot longer than USA has…Hamburgers, not American, Hotdogs, not American…Pizza…not American etc.

    Fucking lol

    Duh we take other people's shit, it's what we do. We take the best. Therefore we have the best and most widely exposed palate. Fish and Chips? GIMME.
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Well I’ve just made peace with someone... This pleases Neptune ..💖
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Some people never change and wonder why they live in misery lol...
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I almost made it 4 months…it was like 3 months and a week or so …

    Side thought:

    I know from personal experience you can’t just pick a day and say oh well I’m gonna start June 10 nah .. you have to do it when you have the thought..there’s no perfect time to change your life .. there’s no date ..

    I doing it now.. this moment.. I’m officially vegan ..

    Ot

    You know what’s a sexy name to me.. “Austin” …that’s a sexy name..

    I have a cousin named Austin. Cool story right?

    I haven't talked to him in person in over 5 years. Hes a thespian and sort of rich and famous lowkey. He produces Broadway shows and stuff. The one thing I know of that would be maybe familiar to people here is he directed the Broadway show American Idiot based off Green Day's album.

    Hes lived in New York for 15 years and is married and has edgy tattoos but I'll always remember him as the little bitch who would cry when I beat him in mortal Kombat on Sega when we'd go to his house after church on sundays. His brother Jordan was a cryer too. Now they're both successful and happy I HATE THEM!!! JUST kidding. I love them .
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    That’s extremely hott.. if he gets divorced forward him to me ..hopefully I’m single too ...
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I have a cousin named Austin. Cool story right?

    I haven't talked to him in person in over 5 years. Hes a thespian and sort of rich and famous lowkey. He produces Broadway shows and stuff. The one thing I know of that would be maybe familiar to people here is he directed the Broadway show American Idiot based off Green Day's album.

    Hes lived in New York for 15 years and is married and has edgy tattoos but I'll always remember him as the little bitch who would cry when I beat him in mortal Kombat on Sega when we'd go to his house after church on sundays. His brother Jordan was a cryer too. Now they're both successful and happy I HATE THEM!!! JUST kidding. I love them .

    ur successful, also.
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    I wonder if they still make that thing that you clap and the lights go off.. those commercials always tickled me for some reason..

    🎵
    Clap on
    Clap off

    Clap on
    Clap off

    The clapper 🎵

    👏🏽 👏🏽
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung ur successful, also.

    I sort of am. Thanks matty iceberg. You are too. Were both alive and kicking. Success kid meme goes here.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I wonder if they still make that thing that you clap and the lights go off.. those commercials always tickled me for some reason..

    🎵
    Clap on
    Clap off

    Clap on
    Clap off

    The clapper 🎵

    👏🏽 👏🏽

    Of course they do. They also still make the lamps that you touch and the lightbulb turns on, usually with theee different brightness settings so you can TAP TAP TAP it and it gets brighter and you feel like GOD.

    I was at home depot with my mom last week and we went down the lamp aisle and I touched every lamp there was (there were over a hundred) just to see if they were the touch ones but only one out of all of them was. But it made me happy to see they still exist.
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  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by CandyRein Well I’ve just made peace with someone… This pleases Neptune ..💖



    Originally posted by CandyRein Some people never change and wonder why they live in misery lol…

    That was quick
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Of course they do. They also still make the lamps that you touch and the lightbulb turns on, usually with theee different brightness settings so you can TAP TAP TAP it and it gets brighter and you feel like GOD.

    I was at home depot with my mom last week and we went down the lamp aisle and I touched every lamp there was (there were over a hundred) just to see if they were the touch ones but only one out of all of them was. But it made me happy to see they still exist.

    the idea of you in a red beanie excitedly running down the aisle clapping and hand flapping at all the lamps makes me smile
  17. Originally posted by mmQ I was at home depot with my mom last week and we went down the lamp aisle and I touched every lamp there was (there were over a hundred) just to see if they were the touch ones but only one out of all of them was. But it made me happy to see they still exist.

    Time to join the the 21st century..."Alexa, lights on".
  18. Originally posted by ORACLE Just like your pussy.

    at least their not dicks.
  19. Originally posted by CandyRein Lol@ Vinny rage posting quoting me 3 times

    2 nigger,

    2.

    lrn2count.
  20. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Goodmorning Jiggabbo of the clan Johnson 💋
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