Random Thoughts

1. 2020-05-15 at 6:50 PM UTC

   #9421
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ Please tell me a Portugese Breakfast is an abstract sex move akin to your Cincinnati Bowties or alliGAYtor Fuckhouses.

   
   It isn't
2. 2020-05-15 at 6:53 PM UTC

   #9422
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by ORACLE It isn't

   
   it is now
3. 2020-05-15 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #9423
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   portuguese breakfast
   
   A portuguese breakfast is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a Portuguese breakfast.
   
   *you can use regular eggs in place of the ostrich egg.
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   • mmQ
4. 2020-05-15 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #9424
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   "Oh, you evil snake! You bit me! After I nursed you to health!! Now I'm going to die! How could you do this to me!!"
   
   "Silly, old woman. You knew I was a snake when you took me in! It's my nature."
   
   ~ Donald J. Trump (President Elect rally speeches)
5. 2020-05-15 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #9425
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Were guarding the sensuality of irrelevant regard ment to a hyperbole and irreverent reverend here Everett revengery eye of of ultimate in insubordinate servitude of a lesser kind not war the evolute tenant of the United States navy worth his weight in salt not even remotely
6. 2020-05-15 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #9426
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   EvoluteTennant
   EveryLiutenant
7. 2020-05-15 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #9427
   

   Dissociator African Astronaut
   FUCK SALT
8. 2020-05-16 at 12:19 AM UTC

   #9428
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Joe resents my booming intellect
9. 2020-05-24 at 2:08 AM UTC

   #9429
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   §m£ÂgØL is a gigantic faggot with a tiny dick
10. 2020-05-24 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #9430
    

    CandyRein Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein I call myself having dinner and going into one of my fav YouTubers live stream …
    
    So I come in like .. Shawn!
    
    He’s like Starr love ! Starr love is in the building y’all…
    
    I don’t know why you here you only gone come in and leave in 2 min 😭😂
    
    “Imma start calling you Starr Hate”😭
    
    He’s like ..are you beautiful hell yes.. are you wrong .. hell yes!
    
    
    That’s just how he is to all the women in the chat tho but It had me rollin ..
    
    I do have a habit of not staying put..

    
    I knew I talked about him before lol
    Sub to his channel y’all :)
11. 2020-05-28 at 3:17 AM UTC

    #9431
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    At the end of the day .. I just wish I had a Super Nintendo..
    
    I know they have them online but I’m not about to be 36 buying no damn Super Nintendo..
    
    I could and I should but nah..
    
    It is, wut it is...
    
    *tokes*
12. 2020-05-28 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #9432
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    If I could .. I’d save the princess from king kupa right now .. but .. I can’t ..
    
    :/
13. 2020-05-28 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #9433
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Just use an emulator and play it on your computer.
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    • CandyRein
14. 2020-05-28 at 3:28 AM UTC

    #9434
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    I don’t know what that is or how to do it but I have a laptop ...
    
    I’ll google what it is and how to do it
    
    Gracias ghosty!
    
    I must go....
15. 2020-05-28 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #9435
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    https://romsmania.cc/emulators/super-nintendo/bsnes-17
    
    https://romsmania.cc/roms/super-nintendo/super-mario-world-254711
    
    Just drag and drop the mario world file into the emulator and set the controls to whatever you like and you're good to go.
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    • CandyRein
16. 2020-05-28 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #9436
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Okay I’m literally about to attempt to do this ...you’re the bestest!!!
17. 2020-05-28 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #9437
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Illegal theft of software is awesome!
    
    
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    • CandyRein
18. 2020-05-28 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #9438
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by CandyRein At the end of the day .. I just wish I had a Super Nintendo..
    
    I know they have them online but I’m not about to be 36 buying no damn Super Nintendo..
    
    I could and I should but nah..
    
    It is, wut it is…
    
    *tokes*

    
    Nice and free SNES emulated games...
    
    http://emulator.online/snes/
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    • CandyRein
19. 2020-05-28 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #9439
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.amazon.com.au/Retroflag-Functional-Raspberry-Heatsink-RetroPie/dp/B07GN9JZBS
    
    Add another $50 or so for a raspberry pi v3
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    • CandyRein
20. 2020-05-28 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #9440
    

    frala Avant garde shartist

    Originally posted by CandyRein At the end of the day .. I just wish I had a Super Nintendo..
    
    I know they have them online but I’m not about to be 36 buying no damn Super Nintendo..
    
    I could and I should but nah..
    
    It is, wut it is…
    
    *tokes*

    
    Or get a switch. We play Mario Kart still idgaf.
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    • CandyRein