2020-05-15 at 7:02 PM UTC
portuguese breakfast A portuguese breakfast is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a Portuguese breakfast. *you can use regular eggs in place of the ostrich egg.
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2020-05-15 at 7:31 PM UTC
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"Oh, you evil snake! You bit me! After I nursed you to health!! Now I'm going to die! How could you do this to me!!" "Silly, old woman. You knew I was a snake when you took me in! It's my nature." ~ Donald J. Trump (President Elect rally speeches)
2020-05-15 at 11:04 PM UTC
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2020-05-15 at 11:06 PM UTC
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2020-05-16 at 12:19 AM UTC
Joe resents my booming intellect
2020-05-24 at 2:08 AM UTC
§m£ÂgØL is a gigantic faggot with a tiny dick
2020-05-28 at 3:17 AM UTC
At the end of the day .. I just wish I had a Super Nintendo.. I know they have them online but I’m not about to be 36 buying no damn Super Nintendo.. I could and I should but nah.. It is, wut it is... *tokes*
2020-05-28 at 3:19 AM UTC
If I could .. I’d save the princess from king kupa right now .. but .. I can’t .. :/
2020-05-28 at 3:26 AM UTC
Just use an emulator and play it on your computer.
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2020-05-28 at 3:28 AM UTC
I don’t know what that is or how to do it but I have a laptop ... I’ll google what it is and how to do it Gracias ghosty! I must go....
2020-05-28 at 3:32 AM UTC
https://romsmania.cc/emulators/super-nintendo/bsnes-17 https://romsmania.cc/roms/super-nintendo/super-mario-world-254711 Just drag and drop the mario world file into the emulator and set the controls to whatever you like and you're good to go.
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2020-05-28 at 3:38 AM UTC
Okay I’m literally about to attempt to do this ...you’re the bestest!!!
2020-05-28 at 3:41 AM UTC
Illegal theft of software is awesome!VIDEO
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2020-05-28 at 3:54 AM UTC
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Originally posted by CandyRein
At the end of the day .. I just wish I had a Super Nintendo.. I know they have them online but I’m not about to be 36 buying no damn Super Nintendo.. I could and I should but nah.. It is, wut it is… *tokes*
Nice and free SNES emulated games...
http://emulator.online/snes/
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2020-05-28 at 4:12 AM UTC
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2020-05-28 at 4:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
At the end of the day .. I just wish I had a Super Nintendo.. I know they have them online but I’m not about to be 36 buying no damn Super Nintendo.. I could and I should but nah.. It is, wut it is… *tokes*
Or get a switch. We play Mario Kart still idgaf.
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