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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-05-22 at 3:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER we wanted the landlord to be middle eastern of some kind or indian, because being screamed at and emasculated in a funny accent is like 60%. better than normal angry white guy, but my accent isnt great.
So far we need boyfriends, girlfriends, co-workers, landlord, family members, neighbors.
Just a constant stream of people cluing us in either subtly or not so subtly as to how muchof a gigantic gross loser he is. Itd be fun. We never do collaborative projects anymore. I hadnt raised my voice that loud in like 15 years.
I still don't get it.
It's just a bunch of people talking shit?
I guess I'll just delete what I recorded in the bathroom lol -
2020-05-22 at 3:57 AM UTCsomeone shit in the alley outside
I would've assumed it was a big dog but there were a bunch of shitty mcdonalds napkins laying next to itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-23 at 6:11 AM UTCFuckin' mothafuckas.
How the fuck are yas? -
2020-05-23 at 10:23 AM UTC
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2020-05-23 at 10:45 AM UTC
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2020-05-23 at 12:29 PM UTCI've been drinking heavily lately with a day or two inbetween, mainly red wine. I have a pain lower left side.
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2020-05-23 at 12:32 PM UTCI've not fapped for almost a week and I feel pretty damn good. Intermittant fap fasting does have it's pros this is not a some fad. Granted, I feel like Ted Bundy but I can certainly tell the difference.
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2020-05-23 at 12:38 PM UTCshattup oct
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2020-05-23 at 12:38 PM UTC
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2020-05-23 at 1:18 PM UTC
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2020-05-24 at 2:38 PM UTCso this fake quarantine has got me building a relationship w a woman 9 yrs my senior. she doesn’t look old i swear! but i really like what the extra years have done to her personality. it feels natural with her. do i dare say it feels like i’m taken care of? and the sex is good.
yeah long term it might not be ideal but you never get _everything_ you want.. going with the flow.
i also fucked some random 23 year old girl on her period last week and it stank up the room.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-24 at 2:43 PM UTC
just been laying in bed raw dogging to nice music like this then holding hands. when she was younger she liked a bad boy now she’s into a hybrid model -
2020-05-25 at 3:31 AM UTCI used to not give a fuck but now Im super superstitious about fucking on a period. Bad things have almost always happened to me after doing this and the Quran forbids it.
In other news, I've been working like a dog, progressing in my addiction and community standing and fighting with women. My former sidebitch calls me every day for some reason or another despite the fact shes sort of in a relationship with a business associate. She makes it very known she wants me to basicallu move in with her next month when she moves. Havent fucked her in months and I try not to show any affection beyond what youd show a friend youve fucked a few dozen times. She called me tonight after having a breakdown and going AWOL and disappearing and people were calling me asking where she was like I would know. My actual girlfriend is losing her mind on me all the time. I really don't think it's going to work out and I tell her this and she freaks out and emotionally manipulates me to stay and be miserable with her. I've given up on the relationship almost entirely. We need to move on but its so fucking hard for her. Because of circumstances we would still need to see each other but I really want to just keep it moving. Shes someone I care about and want to do well but not to the point of hurting myself, which is all that's been happening. I try to rip the bandaid off and it results in a breakdown.
Literally fuck with 2 pretty girls with on and off drug problems who will threaten suicide if I ignore them. They are part of a long fucking pattern. I want to lie down and hide out and disappear from the world for a few days. Really just want a hotel and some books, pills and a hot tub and rough sex. Havent been eating much. Everyone thinks Im such a fucking success story (which I submit I am in a lot of ways) but I feel absolutely tortured. Im so tired of being the bigger man when everyone around me is so small minded. I feel trapped but in a new way. Did I mention my immature desire to disappear? -
2020-05-25 at 4:20 AM UTCWow no surprise, being a piece of shit makes you feel like a piece of shit. Protip: You're a piece of shit.
Stop being a piece of shit and your problems will go away.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-05-25 at 6:15 AM UTC
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2020-05-25 at 6:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH so this fake quarantine has got me building a relationship w a woman 9 yrs my senior. she doesn’t look old i swear! but i really like what the extra years have done to her personality. it feels natural with her. do i dare say it feels like i’m taken care of? and the sex is good.
yeah long term it might not be ideal but you never get _everything_ you want.. going with the flow.
i also fucked some random 23 year old girl on her period last week and it stank up the room.
can i just add that she reminds me of what my ex gf could be in 10 yrs if she put her mind to something and started huuustlin? like she’s living my ex hoes dream life kinda. there’s no point of sharing or good way to share this information with the ex but if you’re reading this i believe in you! -
2020-05-25 at 9 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER we wanted the landlord to be middle eastern of some kind or indian, because being screamed at and emasculated in a funny accent is like 60%. better than normal angry white guy, but my accent isnt great.
So far we need boyfriends, girlfriends, co-workers, landlord, family members, neighbors.
Just a constant stream of people cluing us in either subtly or not so subtly as to how muchof a gigantic gross loser he is. Itd be fun. We never do collaborative projects anymore. I hadnt raised my voice that loud in like 15 years.
It's kind of true we don't collaborate as much as we used to. Or had general creative events to do with us and the forums. Personally i enjoyed forum games like the Death Note game we were running for a while, and i always digged the banner competition stuff. Since i'm full time Linux these days, i don't have ready access to Photoshop, but i a alright at GIMP as well, the only limitation is the lack of brushes and it's a bit more work to get fonts running with GIMP. But if i am bored i could always try some calligraphy stuff and make my own font. Never done something like that, would probably be challenging, but in a fun way. -
2020-05-25 at 9:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Wow no surprise, being a piece of shit makes you feel like a piece of shit. Protip: You're a piece of shit.
Stop being a piece of shit and your problems will go away.
Would it make you feel better if i told you he's not a 'piece of shit' because he enjoys being malicious? Not sure if Sudo will appreciate me saying this but i have no ill-intent towards him. But the risk seeking behavior, and short term reward stuff including the drugs are a short term cope that's effective at calming the storm inside his head. He doesn't have to do these things but in a way he kind of does. It's a way to regulate his emotions. You might think 'grow up', but it's not as simple as that. It may seem juvenile to you but some people can't help but experience emotions in a profoundly different way than other people, the positive ones and the negative ones. He's trying to balance out the extremes of his mind.
Don't just write him off as a piece of shit just because you don't understand the internal dynamics that precipitate this kind of behavior. Yes some people act this way because they are assholes, and some act this way because the story is a lot more complicated than; "Oh he's selfish and doesn't care about what other people feel, therefore..."
If i am off the mark please feel free to tell me Sudo. -
2020-05-25 at 1:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Would it make you feel better if i told you he's not a 'piece of shit' because he enjoys being malicious? Not sure if Sudo will appreciate me saying this but i have no ill-intent towards him. But the risk seeking behavior, and short term reward stuff including the drugs are a short term cope that's effective at calming the storm inside his head. He doesn't have to do these things but in a way he kind of does. It's a way to regulate his emotions. You might think 'grow up', but it's not as simple as that. It may seem juvenile to you but some people can't help but experience emotions in a profoundly different way than other people, the positive ones and the negative ones. He's trying to balance out the extremes of his mind.
Don't just write him off as a piece of shit just because you don't understand the internal dynamics that precipitate this kind of behavior. Yes some people act this way because they are assholes, and some act this way because the story is a lot more complicated than; "Oh he's selfish and doesn't care about what other people feel, therefore…"
If i am off the mark please feel free to tell me Sudo.
Reason =\= excuse
He's a piece of shit. Don't really care beyond that. You want to defend Wariat next? He's just experiencing emotions the best he can. Bill Krozby? Hitler? Pol Pot? Yeah they're just 'experiencing emotions' and therefore can't be held accountable for their actions. They're not pieces of shit they're just misunderstood! If you only took the time to understand....!
Like I said before, I don't care about the drug shit. Not even worth mentioning. He could be addicted to duster and heroin and I wouldn't say anything if he weren't also a horrible person. Habitual cheaters are the worst kind of people, and can never be trusted.
This is why all his IRL relationships are in shambles. -
2020-05-25 at 1:15 PM UTC
