2020-05-19 at 11:12 AM UTC
I had sex the other day.
It was nice.
Lots of cream pies.
Then anxious hangover and £60 taxi ride home. Thank fuck she paid the ride back.
2020-05-19 at 3:27 PM UTC
Get off my fucking bus, Paul
2020-05-19 at 4:20 PM UTC
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2020-05-21 at 1:02 AM UTC
i dont want to be awake anymore make it stop
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2020-05-21 at 1:46 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I work like a chinese dog and it's actually awesome, I like it but know I can't do it forever and I miss my loved ones. I feel slightly better about the world. I Love you All
2020-05-21 at 10:33 AM UTC
Cap we need ur voice acting
2020-05-21 at 1:01 PM UTC
omgplzdntban is making a short film. We need people to do voice over stuff.
2020-05-21 at 3:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
About what?
So far since its reallylimoted on how we can collaborate, its just going to be a short comedic thing about a pathetic drunken slob laying around his house and listening to voicemails of all the people in his life who are fed up with his shit. The voicemails are going to be the thing that really tells a story. Otherwise its just going to be audio over black and white video of him laying around in ratty clothes snorting lines and drinking and repeatedly vomiting.
vry “art house”
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2020-05-21 at 3:50 PM UTC
we wanted the landlord to be middle eastern of some kind or indian, because being screamed at and emasculated in a funny accent is like 60%. better than normal angry white guy, but my accent isnt great.
So far we need boyfriends, girlfriends, co-workers, landlord, family members, neighbors.
Just a constant stream of people cluing us in either subtly or not so subtly as to how muchof a gigantic gross loser he is. Itd be fun. We never do collaborative projects anymore. I hadnt raised my voice that loud in like 15 years.
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