The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-05-12 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #3201
   

   Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
   What's wrong with towels?
2. 2020-05-12 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #3202
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cathay Coof What's wrong with towels?

   
   Have you ever had long hair? It takes forever to dry after a towel.
3. 2020-05-12 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #3203
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   But I just need it for the hair on my balls
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   • Technologist
4. 2020-05-13 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #3204
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
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   • CASPER, 
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5. 2020-05-13 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #3205
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   That is one of the holy sites of Trianglism.
6. 2020-05-13 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #3206
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   https://armamentresearch.com/craft-produced-firearms-used-in-shoot-out-with-police-in-odessa/
   
   either this guy played a lot of metro or he was used as inspiration for the book
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   • CASPER
7. 2020-05-13 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #3207
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

   
   American Culture
8. 2020-05-13 at 7:37 AM UTC

   #3208
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by aldra https://armamentresearch.com/craft-produced-firearms-used-in-shoot-out-with-police-in-odessa/
   
   either this guy played a lot of metro or he was used as inspiration for the book

   
   Ares Armor was the place i did build parties here in LA.I cant even find them on Google now though.
9. 2020-05-17 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #3209
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   so up the road there is a trichocereus and thorn apple cactus..I picked up some thorn apple cactus that was beginning to grow...about the trichocereus...can I do something with the flowers?
10. 2020-05-17 at 3:45 PM UTC

    #3210
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    You can wear them in ur hair i guess
11. 2020-05-17 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #3211
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    If youre trying to get high off it though, thats a REALLY retarded idea and i shouldnt have to explain why
12. 2020-05-17 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #3212
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash so up the road there is a trichocereus and thorn apple cactus..I picked up some thorn apple cactus that was beginning to grow…about the trichocereus…can I do something with the flowers?

    
    No
    
    Bring a knife and take the whole thing like a man. Honestly it may not even be that good living where you live. These cacti need to be STRESSED to produce mescaline as it is a natural defense against predators. Low water, low heat, and low sun.
13. 2020-05-17 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #3213
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    i just smoked 5 datura seeds
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14. 2020-05-17 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #3214
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    *facepalm*
15. 2020-05-17 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #3215
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    i can feel it
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    can you feel it
16. 2020-05-17 at 5:35 PM UTC

    #3216
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mashlehash i just smoked 5 datura seeds

    
    What a fucking loser.
    
    
17. 2020-05-17 at 6:46 PM UTC

    #3217
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mashlehash i can feel it
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    can you feel it

    
    I can feel it
18. 2020-05-17 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #3218
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
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    • WE SMOOTH
19. 2020-05-17 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #3219
    

    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    "when i'm fucked up thats the real me..."
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    • Sudo
20. 2020-05-17 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #3220
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by CASPER

    
    I listened to this on a lot of bundy and lost all sense of gravity felt like I was floating in space, I fell off my chair and woke up my mom.
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    • aldra, 
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