2017-02-22 at 1:23 PM UTC
I'm hepped up on goofballs
2017-02-22 at 1:54 PM UTC
Scron and Bling are great advertisements for anti-drug messages.
2017-02-22 at 2:07 PM UTC
I havent done tech since June last year noob. Nobody should be allowed to do drugs except me, nobody can handle it. You are all too weak.
2017-02-22 at 2:08 PM UTC
I saw the most derp eyed chick ever in town today, her eyes were aligned closer to the Y axis than the X
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2017-02-22 at 2:10 PM UTC
You couldn't get her number if you wanted to, admit it.
2017-02-22 at 2:14 PM UTC
Doubt she'd be able to focus on who's talking to her
2017-02-22 at 2:57 PM UTC
The awkward moment when a plumber comes round to check your gas meter and sees you drinking red wine at 3pm
2017-02-22 at 2:58 PM UTC
I saw the judgment in his eyes when he walked in and saw it next to my laptop
No it was pretty awkward cos he paused mid sentence and I'm not even drinking from a glass
2017-02-22 at 5:15 PM UTC
Food trucks are a depression meme like ride sharing and eating bugs.
2017-02-22 at 11:08 PM UTC
Everybody got there powerball tickets for tonights drawing? its over 400 million now.
2017-02-22 at 11:15 PM UTC
You guys like okra? I don't know what to think about it. I'm eating the fried version with some remaulade. Aight.
2017-02-22 at 11:15 PM UTC
Thanks for reminding me...
2017-02-22 at 11:15 PM UTC
Lotteries/gambling are for stupid people, mostly the poor.