The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2020-05-10 at 4:17 AM UTC

   #3141
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Yeah that's just majorly attractive . You win.
2. 2020-05-10 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #3142
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Im trying very hard because the rest of me is really gross lol
   
   The dog wins everything tho. His name is Guy and hes jacked n hes from SETH EFRIKA
3. 2020-05-10 at 4:30 AM UTC

   #3143
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I just made out with Billie Eilish. She bit my bottom lip and poked me in the eye then made me have sex with her brother while she watched. It made me ashamed of my bawwdy but I'm going to be famous
4. 2020-05-10 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #3144
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by COVID-19

   
   oh god
5. 2020-05-10 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #3145
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Sudo I just made out with Billie Eilish. She bit my bottom lip and poked me in the eye then made me have sex with her brother while she watched. It made me ashamed of my bawwdy but I'm going to be famous

   
   I just made out with Aurora, i was trying to enjoy it but i couldn't get over the fact she's so blond it looks as though she doesn't have eyebrows.
6. 2020-05-10 at 10:45 AM UTC

   #3146
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The word is asymmetric and what the fuck are you talking about. He's handsome as fuck.

   
   His face is asymmetric due to angle, symmetric would be both sides looking the same.
7. 2020-05-10 at 10:48 AM UTC

   #3147
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Its the shadow on the left. It creates a weird optical illusion that makes it look like his jaw is bulging out
8. 2020-05-10 at 10:56 AM UTC

   #3148
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by CASPER also heres a dog
   
   

   
   Who’s dog Casper? He looks a tad apprehensive.🐕
9. 2020-05-10 at 11:17 AM UTC

   #3149
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Technologist Who’s dog Casper? He looks a tad apprehensive.🐕

   
   A girl that came into work. Hes just freaking out bc i uncovered the treat from my palm so i captured his spastic retarded excited doggy face
   
   before treat:
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ORACLE, 
   • MexicanMasterRace
10. 2020-05-10 at 11:40 AM UTC

    #3150
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    He’s so cute. Seems pretty friendly with you. Or he knows your the guy with treats.
11. 2020-05-10 at 11:44 AM UTC

    #3151
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CASPER A girl that came into work. Hes just freaking out bc i uncovered the treat from my palm so i captured his spastic retarded excited doggy face
    
    before treat:
    
    

    
    Good boy alert
12. 2020-05-10 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #3152
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Cathay Coof, 
    • MexicanMasterRace, 
    • Sophie
13. 2020-05-10 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #3153
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Have i ever mentioned i dont like niggers
14. 2020-05-11 at 12 AM UTC

    #3154
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
15. 2020-05-11 at 12:19 AM UTC

    #3155
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    im currently going out of my way to drive to another grocery store so i dont have to be embarassed about wearing the same clothes i wore to the closer grocery store last night.
16. 2020-05-11 at 12:21 AM UTC

    #3156
    

    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by CASPER im currently going out of my way to drive to another grocery store so i dont have to be embarassed about wearing the same clothes i wore to the closer grocery store last night.

    
    I’m sorry Casper, but you’re cracking me up😂😂😂
    
    I don’t remember anything I saw someone wear yesterday.
    
    You’re killin me Smalls😂😂😂😂
17. 2020-05-11 at 12:24 AM UTC

    #3157
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER im currently going out of my way to drive to another grocery store so i dont have to be embarassed about wearing the same clothes i wore to the closer grocery store last night.

    
    They won't notice
18. 2020-05-11 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #3158
    

    Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace They won't notice

    
    More likely we will pretend not to notice, but notice anyways.
19. 2020-05-11 at 12:31 AM UTC

    #3159
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by CASPER im currently going out of my way to drive to another grocery store so i dont have to be embarassed about wearing the same clothes i wore to the closer grocery store last night.

    
    wut
    
    I wear the same clothes most days
20. 2020-05-11 at 2:16 AM UTC

    #3160
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cathay Coof More likely we will pretend not to notice, but notice anyways.

    
    Eh most people dont notice that shit unless you do it a lot. Two days in the same clothes isn't a big deal.