Man tries squeezing through birth canal but suffocates to DIED after entering the wrong hole.

1. 2020-04-22 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #41
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well the good news is in about 5000 years he'll probably be a museum exhibit. Much like those dudes found in peat bogs like the dude named "Lindow Man"…this guy will be called "Concrete Colin".

   
   in 5k years he'd turn into gasoline.
2. 2020-04-22 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny in 5k years he'd turn into gasoline.

   
   Lindow Man didn't, he turned into a pair of brown leather shoes.
3. 2020-04-22 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #43
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well the good news is in about 5000 years he'll probably be a museum exhibit. Much like those dudes found in peat bogs like the dude named "Lindow Man"…this guy will be called "Concrete Colin".

   
   THE BOG BODIES
4. 2020-04-22 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   DO YOU KNOW THE PRICE OF REANIMATION
5. 2020-04-22 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #45
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lindow Man didn't, he turned into a pair of brown leather shoes.

   
   he was a low energied, lazy man.
6. 2020-04-22 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #46
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cly nigger

   
   un eh ju ca ted negroe.
7. 2020-04-22 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   GET THAT FAMILY THAT BODY IN A CASKET TO THE GRAVE OR ELSE THEIR NAME WILL BE SOILED WITH THE WORD NECROMANCY.
8. 2020-04-22 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny un eh ju ca ted negroe.

   
   NIGGER
9. 2020-04-22 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   That's some pretty good triangular logic there ol' bean?
10. 2020-04-22 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    You cannot handle the psionic enimations which I exude, Vinny.
11. 2020-04-22 at 7:28 PM UTC

    #51
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cly You cannot handle the psionic enimations which I exude, Vinny.

    
    nigger
12. 2020-04-22 at 7:50 PM UTC

    #52
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    what a crappy way to die.
    
    starving death, peeing and shitting your pants until you die from starvation or a heart-attack from the stress.
13. 2020-04-22 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #53
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by STER0S what a crappy way to die.
    
    starving death, peeing and shitting your pants until you die from starvation or a heart-attack from the stress.

    
    thats what you get for being a fuckin retard and wanting to crawl in caves. Im pretty sure he passed out then just died. His last thoughts were probably "fuk im stupid" then he ded
14. 2020-04-24 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    They should probably rename it to the death canal.
15. 2020-04-24 at 1:04 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by cigreting how the fuck was there a movie on this. he crawled into a hole and died, the end

    
    
    
    
    And the Titanic was a ship that ran into an iceberg and sank.
    
    No movie to be made there, right?
16. 2020-04-29 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #56
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nigger

    
    Chink
17. 2020-04-29 at 12:55 AM UTC

    #57
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by stl1 And the Titanic was a ship that ran into an iceberg and sank.
    
    No movie to be made there, right?

    
    Well lets see... There was 1 person involved in dying in a cave that some retard crawled into and there were about 1500 that died in a 3 hour window from when the ship hit the iceburg until it sank. Theres a little more of a story to that, no? You liberals are all dumb as shit
18. 2020-04-29 at 12:57 AM UTC

    #58
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    All I read was squeezing...birth canal... suffocates... wrong hole.
19. 2020-05-10 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Bumped for Carp.