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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I do compete with a lot of desi immigrants for my job although I don't feel particularly threatened, there are plenty of smart people in that part of the world but most of them were born into a fundamentally different socio-economic class than me.

    My post was mostly a Kafka joke though, maybe jokes based on the translation don't work on native speakers.
  2. There's a big difference between educated immigrants and those refugees.

    If you are a 20 year old student in Pakistan or wherever, sure, it's possible to adapt but not if you are a 40 year old car mechanic with 6 children who has never seen a German car that was made past the 80s.
  3. Also, explain that joke.

    I should get Kafka regardless of language.
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Kafka's most famous book, at least in the english speaking world is Der Process, young german man is charged with a crime and faces an incomprehensible bureaucracy. Mostly those were just plot points, he has to jump through hoops to get a lawyer to take on his case, visites court offices which are literally suffocating, has to deal with an italian business associate without a good grasp of the language and like a quarter of the book is the dialog between the protagonist and a priest which a lot of people skip because it has no obvious relationship to anything else in the book. The last line spoken by the protagonist after he's executed without an explanation is "like a dog"
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  5. I literally, seriously, have "Der Prozess" laying next to my bed. I'd take a picture but, y'know.

    I feel bad right now. I should have caught that despite the context.
  6. And please don't tell me the plots of books I have read. That's rude

    I slipped up this time.
  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    When you wake up before you brush your teeth
    You grab your strap, nigga
    Only time you get down on your knees
    Shooting craps, nigga
    Fuck what you heard, God blessin' all the trap niggas
    God blessin' all the trap niggas
    When you wake up before you brush your teeth
    You grab your strap, nigga
    Only time you get down on your knees
    Shooting craps, nigga
    Fuck what you heard, God blessin' all the trap niggas
    God blessin' all the trap niggas
  8. I never brushed my teeth before waking up.

    I also never put the strap down, though.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You fucking mark ass bitches! Scallywags! Begone!! Rebuke!!
  10. Don't be mean.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're all lovely like rainbows made out of kittens playing in a field of sunflowers. Come near to me. <3
  12. I'll come near you. Near your lips.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Draw me close to you
    Never let me go
    I lay it all down again
    To hear you say that I'm your friend

    Help me find a way, to bring me back to you.

    You're all I want.
    You're all I ever needed.
    You're all I want.
    Help me know you are near.
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    RisiR, you are the most insecure person I have ever met.
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  15. Originally posted by Malice RisiR, you are the most insecure person I have ever met.

    I mean, that's a pretty small pool of people.
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Including online.
  17. Originally posted by Malice RisiR, you are the most insecure person I have ever met.

    Hahahaha.... do you remember when you ran home from the store with a turkey under your hoodie? You didn't even steal it.

    Do some Ibogaine and meet yourself, Mal.
  18. Originally posted by Malice Including online.

    You didn't have to specify that...
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Malice False: https://www.facebook.com/myiannopoulos/posts/851826321621931

    Standard social dynamics. God I hate human beings. It'll be interesting to see how things turn out tomorrow.

    And here we are! Milo resigned!

    https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/5vdodf/milo_yiannopoulos_resigns_from_breitbart_news/?st=izg55zp0&sh=1fae5912
  20. bling bling Dark Matter
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