2017-02-21 at 6:36 PM UTC
I do compete with a lot of desi immigrants for my job although I don't feel particularly threatened, there are plenty of smart people in that part of the world but most of them were born into a fundamentally different socio-economic class than me.
My post was mostly a Kafka joke though, maybe jokes based on the translation don't work on native speakers.
2017-02-21 at 6:53 PM UTC
There's a big difference between educated immigrants and those refugees.
If you are a 20 year old student in Pakistan or wherever, sure, it's possible to adapt but not if you are a 40 year old car mechanic with 6 children who has never seen a German car that was made past the 80s.
2017-02-21 at 6:55 PM UTC
Also, explain that joke.
I should get Kafka regardless of language.
2017-02-21 at 7:10 PM UTC
Kafka's most famous book, at least in the english speaking world is Der Process, young german man is charged with a crime and faces an incomprehensible bureaucracy. Mostly those were just plot points, he has to jump through hoops to get a lawyer to take on his case, visites court offices which are literally suffocating, has to deal with an italian business associate without a good grasp of the language and like a quarter of the book is the dialog between the protagonist and a priest which a lot of people skip because it has no obvious relationship to anything else in the book. The last line spoken by the protagonist after he's executed without an explanation is "like a dog"
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2017-02-21 at 7:33 PM UTC
I literally, seriously, have "Der Prozess" laying next to my bed. I'd take a picture but, y'know.
I feel bad right now. I should have caught that despite the context.
2017-02-21 at 7:36 PM UTC
And please don't tell me the plots of books I have read. That's rude
I slipped up this time.
2017-02-21 at 9:17 PM UTC
When you wake up before you brush your teeth
You grab your strap, nigga
Only time you get down on your knees
Shooting craps, nigga
Fuck what you heard, God blessin' all the trap niggas
God blessin' all the trap niggas
When you wake up before you brush your teeth
You grab your strap, nigga
Only time you get down on your knees
Shooting craps, nigga
Fuck what you heard, God blessin' all the trap niggas
God blessin' all the trap niggas
2017-02-21 at 9:40 PM UTC
I never brushed my teeth before waking up.
I also never put the strap down, though.
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You fucking mark ass bitches! Scallywags! Begone!! Rebuke!!
2017-02-21 at 10:09 PM UTC
You're all lovely like rainbows made out of kittens playing in a field of sunflowers. Come near to me. <3
2017-02-21 at 10:17 PM UTC
I'll come near you. Near your lips.
2017-02-21 at 10:21 PM UTC
Draw me close to you
Never let me go
I lay it all down again
To hear you say that I'm your friend
Help me find a way, to bring me back to you.
You're all I want.
You're all I ever needed.
You're all I want.
Help me know you are near.
2017-02-21 at 10:30 PM UTC
RisiR, you are the most insecure person I have ever met.
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