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  1. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    My job has started laying people off finally. Hope to fucking God I get the call for that. Essentially would mean a nearly 100% raise for 4 months, and then back to my regular level of wages for 6 months after that. I'd probably actually be able to save up enough to move out of this shit-state.
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  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency My job has started laying people off finally. Hope to fucking God I get the call for that. Essentially would mean a nearly 100% raise for 4 months, and then back to my regular level of wages for 6 months after that. I'd probably actually be able to save up enough to move out of this shit-state.

    This nigger doesn't know how unemployment works
  3. Octavian motherfucker


    Fucking Lol.
  4. Dissociator African Astronaut
    roshsmbo signging in
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    hello
  6. Dissociator African Astronaut


    YAAAA
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    are you turning black

    how'd the dental surgery go?
  8. Dissociator African Astronaut
    got a wisdom tooth pulled.. root canal too on another one... how'd u know?
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I mean I remember you trying to unfuck your own teeth a while back, I was more asking if that worked out in the long term or if you just made things worse
  10. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I mean I remember you trying to unfuck your own teeth a while back, I was more asking if that worked out in the long term or if you just made things worse

    No I got rid of major near death abcesses and infections. One time I was too late and my cheek swelled up like a baseball. I pulled the third molar then went to hospital ICU for 3 days antibiotic
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 My goal is to have every woman on the internet send me their nekkid pics.

    You're 75 years old and about 1/1000000th on the way to your goal. Nobody likes you dude. DRIFT into the sun.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Dissociator No I got rid of major near death abcesses and infections. One time I was too late and my cheek swelled up like a baseball. I pulled the third molar then went to hospital ICU for 3 days antibiotic

    Did you do xrays and cultures before you performed toothpick surgery?
  13. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Did you do xrays and cultures before you performed toothpick surgery?

    they did x-rays and determined I needed antibiotics after I got rid of the worst of the abcesses. It was green swollen and leaking pus. Clearly infected

    I did swab mouth with alcohol, BZK, benzocaine, potassium nitrate and peroxide. As disinfectant, astringent and best antiseptic I could hack at the time
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Dissociator they did x-rays and determined I needed antibiotics after I got rid of the worst of the abcesses. It was green swollen and leaking pus. Clearly infected

    I did swab mouth with alcohol, BZK, benzocaine, potassium nitrate and peroxide. As disinfectant, astringent and best antiseptic I could hack at the time

    Do you still have gums like Nemesis?
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    titty ass bitches

    I wish everything smelled like warm rain in the forest and I wish I could punch people and get away with it
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Dissociator they did x-rays and determined I needed antibiotics after I got rid of the worst of the abcesses. It was green swollen and leaking pus. Clearly infected

    I did swab mouth with alcohol, BZK, benzocaine, potassium nitrate and peroxide. As disinfectant, astringent and best antiseptic I could hack at the time

    I meant before you picked at it. I mean having one bad abcess organically is a possibility if you dont have the best hygeine, but i think if youre honest with yourself youll realize you were just gacked out on vicks inhalers and fixated on your teeth.

    I mean my teeth are fucked so im in the same boat, but out of lack of attentiveness rather than a stimmy overabundance of it.

    Youre a weird, creative, pretty talented dude. I really hope your brain sorts itself out enough for you to get some peace and start doing stuff youre proud of.
  17. Originally posted by Dissociator

    YAAAA

    Wow you look like someone’s kid I use to know.... hmmm. Weird.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo titty ass bitches

    I wish everything smelled like warm rain in the forest and I wish I could punch people and get away with it

    My friend Shannon got a cortisone shot in her shoulder yesterday and she was all whiney and complaining how sore it was and I was a little buzzed and was like "oh god calm down" and I punched her pretty hard in the shoulder and it was all supposed to be a joke because I thought I was punching her in the not sore shoulder but I punched her in the sore shoulder and she made this face and I instantly said sorry like 20 times in a row.

    The end.
  19. Originally posted by mmQ My friend Shannon got a cortisone shot in her shoulder yesterday and she was all whiney and complaining how sore it was and I was a little buzzed and was like "oh god calm down" and I punched her pretty hard in the shoulder and it was all supposed to be a joke because I thought I was punching her in the not sore shoulder but I punched her in the sore shoulder and she made this face and I instantly said sorry like 20 times in a row.

    The end.

    A real guy friend would let her Penis punch you for that.
  20. Originally posted by mmQ You're 75 years old and about 1/1000000th on the way to your goal. Nobody likes you dude. DRIFT into the sun.

    On DH his profile pic was of him holding his grand baby .... and asking every woman for nudes

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