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  1. bling bling Dark Matter
    uhhhhh idk
  2. Yes, I can change my user title at will and ban myself.
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Yes, I can change my user title at will and ban myself.

    What sorcery is this...
  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    whu is help me on my bisness
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    "Crack addled swindler" is a magnificent insult.
  6. my keyboard needs new batteries and so does my cock.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I think I’ve said this before, but it would be fantastic if you could detach your cock, have the sensory input transmitted wirelessly, and give yourself a blowjob or fuck yourself up the ass.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Excuse me i am from the hair police and i have an urgent message for you all.

  9. 3d print batteries.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Excuse me i am from the hair police and i have an urgent message for you all.



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  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
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    First i heard it, it inspired in me a peculiar sense of danger and escalating urgency.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Excuse me i am from the hair police and i have an urgent message for you all.



    Are these the sounds you imagined your victims would make when you were seriously considering killing people for the sheer pleasure and exhilaration of it?
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Are these the sounds you imagined your victims would make when you were seriously considering killing people for the sheer pleasure and exhilaration of it?

    It wasn't for pleasure it was for understanding. A practical mind experiment to see if i could do it and how i would feel and how it would affect me. I decided, well, if i were to do it i might as well make it dramatic or an engaging mystery, like a true crime story, with codes and puzzles and mind games with police. Then i figured i would probably feel sympathy for the would be victim at the moment i would have intended before-hand that they would be killed, especially if it's a girls and more so if it's a pretty girl, and ya know, why wouldn't you murder a pretty girl, if you can just take anyone you want, go for the best. Also it had to be a girl because then i would be assured of the most control over her, as she would very likely be physically weaker than me and may not choose to fight where a man would.

    Therefore it was decided, i would kill a girl in a forest nearby, and bury her and leave some sort of mystery clues around it, then i thought i could make this into a fun intellectual exercise if i kill multiple girls, also satisfaction would not necessarily come in the act of killing but the act of killing would be utilitarian in nature, because the more i killed and the more i outsmarted police the more notoriety i would get.

    Like i said, there was one problem however, in a situation where i am completely dominant over a person and what is happening, empathy starts to work all of a sudden and it would go somewhat liek this. So imagine i kidnapped this girl right, a young, attractive adult girl. And i got her tied up, and i got my knife ready(A gun is too loud) and she starts pleading for her life or crying. I would be like mannnnnn, i feel really bad for this girl, but at this point i have to fucking kill her because if i don't she goes to the police anyway and i am screwed anyhow. However, in that moment, i would probably elect to let her go anyway. To save my conscience but at the same time condemn myself to prison.

    So i figured, bad plan, don't fucking do it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Have we ever had a serial killer openly post on Totse/Zoklet/Niggas? I'm sure, especially on Totse when it had thousands of users, that at least a few of them would have murdered someone, but we need a straight up notorious serial killer. Set us apart from the crowd, give us a USP
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Have we ever had a serial killer openly post on Totse/Zoklet/Niggas? I'm sure, especially on Totse when it had thousands of users, that at least a few of them would have murdered someone, but we need a straight up notorious serial killer. Set us apart from the crowd, give us a USP

    Not that i'm aware of.
  16. ;) I get ya. "Not that you're aware of", and your idea was a "bad plan" and you "didn't fucking do it"
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm pretty sure ArmsMerchant literally killed someone once, either justified or in war (I don't know if he was drafted), and refused to talk about the details. Kind of funny considering how much he preached.
  18. Plus all the Zodiac killings. Damn we did have a serial killer
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It wasn't for pleasure it was for understanding. A practical mind experiment to see if i could do it and how i would feel and how it would affect me. I decided, well, if i were to do it i might as well make it dramatic or an engaging mystery, like a true crime story, with codes and puzzles and mind games with police. Then i figured i would probably feel sympathy for the would be victim at the moment i would have intended before-hand that they would be killed, especially if it's a girls and more so if it's a pretty girl, and ya know, why wouldn't you murder a pretty girl, if you can just take anyone you want, go for the best. Also it had to be a girl because then i would be assured of the most control over her, as she would very likely be physically weaker than me and may not choose to fight where a man would.

    Therefore it was decided, i would kill a girl in a forest nearby, and bury her and leave some sort of mystery clues around it, then i thought i could make this into a fun intellectual exercise if i kill multiple girls, also satisfaction would not necessarily come in the act of killing but the act of killing would be utilitarian in nature, because the more i killed and the more i outsmarted police the more notoriety i would get.

    Like i said, there was one problem however, in a situation where i am completely dominant over a person and what is happening, empathy starts to work all of a sudden and it would go somewhat liek this. So imagine i kidnapped this girl right, a young, attractive adult girl. And i got her tied up, and i got my knife ready(A gun is too loud) and she starts pleading for her life or crying. I would be like mannnnnn, i feel really bad for this girl, but at this point i have to fucking kill her because if i don't she goes to the police anyway and i am screwed anyhow. However, in that moment, i would probably elect to let her go anyway. To save my conscience but at the same time condemn myself to prison.

    So i figured, bad plan, don't fucking do it.

    Were you aware of how insane this makes you sound?

    Also, Guinness beer is incredibly overrated, which is unsurprising considering the general irrational nature of human beings. I am not the least bit impressed.
  20. Guinness is shitty to drink but is the best to pour. When I worked at a bar I used to love pouring pints of Guinness

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